If you had 5 Million Dollars...

[Angry Ewok]

I'd probably blow half a million, then sit on the rest of it - I could live comfortably, doing my art thing, maybe even afford to see concerts here and there. I'd just be a rich lil' hermit.

[Nicklab]

...I'd stop going to store openings and running around like a lunatic.

[Roton7]

What would I do with 5 million dollars? Well, I might start army-building some U clones

[ruiner]

I'd put it in the bank and live comfortably off of the interest for the rest of my life - and I'd keep working just like I am now.

It's cool that you like your job, but life's too short to work all the time, don't ya think?

[Rob]

Of course it is, but with 5 million in the bank I can take unpaid leaves to do all my travelling and if they fire me for asking for too much time off, oh well.

[efranks]

Five million?  I'd pay off all my bills, build my dream house and retire to it.  That should leave me with about $4.5 million left over for me to live off the interest.

I have enough interests and hobbies that I could do them full time and I would if I didn't have to work.

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[name]

I would buy you a monkey.

Haven't you always wanted a monkey?

[Roton7]

Nah, not a monkey. I'd want a chimp.


Oh, that reminds me: I would go to the zoo and offer some good cash for a llama. Then I would take it home and suffocate it. Then I would tell all you llama-lovers about it here on the boards. Then you would all cry.

[Famine]

Oh, that reminds me: I would go to the zoo and offer some good cash for a llama. Then I would take it home and suffocate it. Then I would tell all you llama-lovers about it here on the boards. Then you would all cry.

Do you think before you post on most occasions?

Kevin

[Roton7]

Oh, that reminds me: I would go to the zoo and offer some good cash for a llama. Then I would take it home and suffocate it. Then I would tell all you llama-lovers about it here on the boards. Then you would all cry.

Do you think before you post on most occasions?

Usually, yes

[Angry Ewok]

I'd rent a chariot team, get decked out in a skirt and body armor like Caeser's Legion, hook a box amplifier up to the back of the chariot, and roll up to Kevin's place just ripping away on a Les Paul at 2 a.m. or so... It'd be ******* ridiculous, but totally awesome.

[JoshEEE]

If I had 5 million dollars?

I'd tellya what I'd do man. 2 chicks at the same time, man. 

[Matt]

If I had 5 million dollars?

I'd tellya what I'd do man. 2 chicks at the same time, man. 

Kind of already, uh, attempted that joke, which was totally lost on our friend "Darth Deastron."

[JoshEEE]

Kind of already, uh, attempted that joke, which was totally lost on our friend "Darth Deastron.

That's what I get for not going back to page one. 

[Darth_Deastron]

If I had 5 million dollars?

I'd tellya what I'd do man. 2 chicks at the same time, man. 

Kind of already, uh, attempted that joke, which was totally lost on our friend "Darth Deastron."

Ok, maybe I'll just not say anything next time.