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Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« on: July 8, 2006, 08:30 AM »

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Re: Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« Reply #1 on: July 8, 2006, 09:51 AM »
It's always good when someone just comes out and clearly identifies themself as an idiot.  It takes all the guesswork and confusion out of it.
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Re: Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« Reply #2 on: July 8, 2006, 10:46 AM »
Oh how much I would give to be constantly mistaken for a famous person...




I mean, think about it--paparazzi, cameras, people, all for ME? Why would that make me want to sue the guy I look like?
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Re: Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« Reply #3 on: July 8, 2006, 01:42 PM »
What a dick.

Like Roton said, I would give to be mistaken for a celebrity.

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Re: Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« Reply #4 on: July 8, 2006, 08:39 PM »
If this thing isn't laughed out of the legal system before it even goes to trial, I'll be shocked.

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Re: Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« Reply #5 on: July 9, 2006, 10:15 AM »
My favorite part is how this jerk insists on walking around in Nike's, even though they are contributing to him being "victimized".

Someone has to take a **** on this guy's porch.
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Re: Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« Reply #6 on: July 9, 2006, 04:56 PM »

Someone has to take a **** on this guy's porch.

If I ever pass through Portland I'll do the honors.  ;)

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Re: Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2006, 01:40 PM »
My favorite part is how this jerk insists on walking around in Nike's, even though they are contributing to him being "victimized".

Someone has to take a **** on this guy's porch.

Not just Nikes, but Air Jordans!

"Hey, I don't want to look like Jordan so I'll just wear his shoes."

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Re: Michael Jordan being sued for $416 million
« Reply #8 on: October 6, 2006, 03:10 AM »
Any follow-up?