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THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« on: July 10, 2006, 04:16 PM »
Just for fun, guys...


THE STORMTROOPER TALES I

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While spreading the new brand of “peace” to the Empire, two Stormtroopers, Barry and Larry, explore each world the Empire invades.  This is their tale. 

The S.P.I. Tale:  While exploring an unknown dessert planet, Larry and Barry get separated from the rest of the 501st Legion.  Always making the best of any situation, Larry and Barry begin to explore the strange but familiar surroundings.




Larry:   What a desolate place this is.
Barry:    Look at it this way…at least we got some peace and quiet.  We deserve a short vacation.  It’s gets boring destroying all those civilizations.  Some variety will do us some good.




Larry:   We are going to be in big trouble this time.
Barry:    Stop worrying.  You worry too much.  Hey, wait a minute……I’ve been here before.




Larry:   Sure you have.  Just admit, we’re lost!!!
Barry:    Lost?  Me??  I know exactly where I am.  Don’t you?




Barry:    And if my memory serves me correctly, there is a real cool hangout over this way.  Come on, follow me.




Barry:   Trust me, you are really going to like this place. 
Larry:    That’s what you said right before that rancor chased me into that cave full of nexu.




Larry:   There is something up ahead.





Barry:    No, that’s not it.
Larry:   Are you sure?  Looks pretty cool to me.




Barry:   Yeah, I’m sure.  I’ve stayed here before.  This place is filthy.  They have a real big problem with sand getting everywhere.
Larry:    Perhaps we should report this back to Central Command.




Barry:   Naaaa, they’ll find it eventually.  The place I’m thinking of is just over those hills.




Barry:   You know you should really lighten up, Larry. 
Larry:    I know, Barry.  But I just can’t help myself sometimes…



Larry:    W-W-What’s that smell???
Barry:   It’s starting to come back to me now…




Larry:   No, seriously……what’s that smell?!?!




Barry:   Now this is what I’m talking about!!!




Larry:   This place? 
Barry:    Last one in is a rotten Bantha!




Barry:   HEY LADIES!  I'M BACK!!!
Larry:    Barry?

"WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.  TODD WILL COOPERATE."
-Sarah Palin to Charlie Gibson, a week before her husband, Todd Palin, refused to cooperate

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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2006, 04:20 PM »
That was freakin' hysterical.  Who takes Sandtroopers with them on vacation?!?!?  Loved it.  You just need a Hot Twi'lek running towards him on the other side of the beach.

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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2006, 04:34 PM »
ROFLAO, great one SA.

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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2006, 07:56 PM »
LOL!!


"Hey ladies! I'm back!"


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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2006, 07:59 PM »
Pretty funny.  Man I miss the beach.

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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2006, 12:47 AM »
hahaha that was funny!
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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2006, 06:21 AM »
Pretty funny.  Man I miss the beach.

 :)

yup that' was some funny talk and pics

But next friday being  bastille day i'll be on the beach this week-end !  yeepee ! 8)
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« Reply #7 on: July 12, 2006, 11:19 PM »
LOL,also maybe he bought them on his trip.
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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2006, 01:10 AM »
Simply awesome stuff. Gotta love the crappy seaweed that washes up along Texas beaches. :)

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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2006, 11:09 AM »
Thanx for all the feedback.  Didn't know how a comedic story was going to go over here on JD.  Glad everyone got a chuckle from it.  I hope to do a few more "Stormtrooper Tales".

I picked the 2 Sandtroopers while on vacation at South Padre.  I quickly thought of a story since I was on the beach all week.  The sand castle was left behind by someone.  The seaweed was an added prop the day I shot this, b/c the beaches are usually clean on SPI.  Perhaps a coastal resident can explain how one day the beach/water is clear, and the next day there is seaweed everywhere.

I don't know if people were looking at me funny that day, since I was busy "working".  One guy working the paragliding/banana boat did approach me about what I was doing.  He easily recognized the Stormtroopers, but asked if I was doing something for the offical SW site.   8)
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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2006, 11:13 PM »
The funny thing is back in May I drew a Stormie comedy comic that I wanted to make a PN,once I get some VOTC stormies. :P
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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2006, 11:57 PM »
Great stuff, Longhorn!  A lovely change of pace from the seriousness (but awesomeness) of your usual fare.

Funny, funny stuff!
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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2006, 09:56 AM »
Artoo:  Stay on the lookout for those Stormies.  Lot of potential stories with them.

Quazar:  Thanx for the compliments, buddy.  Since I was on vacation and foudn these two Sandtroopers, I quickly came up with this story.  I'm still working on my DI story, but wanted to create a short, comedic story.

Got some ideas for more stories, but they are on hold while I continue to work on the DI photonovel.
"WE HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.  TODD WILL COOPERATE."
-Sarah Palin to Charlie Gibson, a week before her husband, Todd Palin, refused to cooperate

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Re: THE STORMTROOPER TALES
« Reply #13 on: November 29, 2006, 10:58 PM »
 ;D ;D ;DThis reminds me of Tag and Bink comic books.Which is one of my favorites
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