Busy is a good word for that card
With Matthew and Brad I agree, it's a hodge podge design. I'm no designer type but it looks like they had a meeting, looked at a bunch of different designs, took all the elements they liked and forced them together.
Being an opener, the corners are no big deal. Being a guy that hunts for Canadian trilogo cards for guys in other countries that want MOMC I hate this thing. A total nightmare as Scott and others have indicated.