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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #105 on: August 9, 2006, 08:50 PM »
I'm glad an "insult" to me made the list.

I don't know if I should dislike Matt more or less now.

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #106 on: August 9, 2006, 09:14 PM »
I don't know what's more frightening; DS' quotes or the fact that you have these quotes/posts stored somewhere.

I print out each and every one of Jon's posts and keep them in a special "Words of Darth Slothus" three-ring binder.  The more bizarre comments, I'll highlight for quick reference for inspiration, should I need it, for the post-apocalyptic sci-fi novel I've been working on.  Or the occasional top five list.

I don't know if I should dislike Matt more or less now.

(fart)
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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #107 on: August 9, 2006, 09:49 PM »
1. assumed authority
2. doesn't follow fallacy
3. faulty conclusion
4. false choice fallacy
5. ignorant presumption ::)

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #108 on: August 9, 2006, 10:10 PM »


I don't know if I should dislike Matt more or less now.

Kevin

Do you chuckle when you read his posts?  If so, then I think you know the answer.


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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #109 on: August 9, 2006, 10:17 PM »
Not usually. He and I have never seen eye to eye.

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #110 on: August 10, 2006, 11:52 AM »
Not usually. He and I have never seen eye to eye.

(another fart)

(that one probably squirted out a little bit, into the pants)

 :-[

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #111 on: August 10, 2006, 12:00 PM »
Juicy Poot.


nice.
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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #112 on: August 10, 2006, 12:06 PM »
1. lil' sluff
2. boombas
3. ripper
4. silent but deadly
5. pants checkout?

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #113 on: August 10, 2006, 12:55 PM »
Not usually. He and I have never seen eye to eye.

(another fart)

(that one probably squirted out a little bit, into the pants)

 :-[

We'll get a smile out you yet Kevin!


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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #114 on: August 10, 2006, 12:59 PM »
Virex
Bill Cosby
MWB
Rita Cosby
Grandma Tarkin

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #115 on: August 10, 2006, 01:28 PM »
Virex
Bill Cosby
MWB
Rita Cosby
Grandma Tarkin

Sheeeeyit. . .  that's nothin':

01.  Grandma Tarkin
02.  The Unknown
03.  Super Unknown 
04.  Duros
05.  El Mattador
06.  Matty B
07.  Virex
08.  Virex10
09.  Virex Sucks
10.  Mr. Courtesan
11.  John Ashcroft
12.  One-Termer
13.  Schizo
14.  Tommy Grand
15.  Kevin Spacey
16.  Crazy Mix-em-ups
17.  Dr. Gonzo
17.5  Frank N. Furter
18.  Satanic Mechanic
19.  Tinky Winky
20.  Member Banned
21.  Cat Power
22.  Squints
23.  Carnor Jax
24.  Ralph Malph
25.  Sonic Death
26.  Redhawk
27.  Webster
28.  Cheeseburger
29.  Bill Cosby
30.  Rita Cosby
31.  MWB
32.  Matthew

Think that's most of 'em, unless chat room names count. . .   :-X

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #116 on: August 10, 2006, 01:45 PM »
..but, it's a top 5 thread? Cheater

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #117 on: August 10, 2006, 01:50 PM »
..but, it's a top 5 thread? Cheater

Just think of it like six and-a-half lists, all rolled into one.

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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #118 on: August 10, 2006, 01:57 PM »
I know ...how about the name Darth Alias?

I grow weary of the laundry list of names

After being in here only a couple months I learned that if I saw an unfamilar name with high post count that it was you trying to find an identity still.


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Re: Top 5 Anything
« Reply #119 on: August 10, 2006, 05:15 PM »
I know ...how about the name Darth Alias?

Nah. . .  I think all the "Darth So-and-so" names are retarded. 

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I grow weary of the laundry list of names

Then you'll like these others I forgot about:

34.  Virex Star Wars Luke Skywalker 2015 (this was an effort to have a more Star Wars-ian screen name)
35.  Plain Ol' Virex
36.  Billy Corgan
37.  Darryl (Sandtroopers.com exclusive)

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After being in here only a couple months I learned that if I saw an unfamilar name with high post count that it was you trying to find an identity still.

Oh, I've always had the same identity, Jon--just get bored with the same ol' screen names after a while.

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No, but a crackerjack BS decoder might be nice. . .