I was trying to figure out what the hell you were talking about here Scott - checked your post out and everything and wasn't quite following... Then it dawned on me that I had forgotten to include John's signature in my thought process. Duh. Funny!
But if that's the best you could come up with, I say you drink a fifth
Guiness next time (and on an empty stomach) and try to be a little more creative and detailed with your assinine theories!
I know I've glanced at the forums in a bit of a stupor before, but I don't think I actually posted anything, but if I did - at least it was somewhat intelligible. You guys wouldn't want to see me posting anything after a serious night out on the town though... Post sober.