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The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« on: June 14, 2004, 10:22 PM »
Well, I'm too damn lazy to welcome each of you individually, so, to all, welcome to Jedi Defender. Enjoy your stay, have fun, make friends, do whatever it is you do on a Star Wars board.

But, a word of advice, if you're here to bitch about other sites or member of other sites, just turn around now and don't come back. If you've been cast away from another site, or your simply emigrating over due to the degeneration of another site, do yourself and everyone else a favor and leave your dirty laundry behind. Nobody here cares about the stupid crap that can go on at other message boards.

And remember: Here at JediDefender, we love you. Unless you're an *******.

Below are a few tips from Chris

This is just a little bit about posting etiquette.

  • Have sentence structure. Start with a capital letter and end with a period.
  • Capitalize proper nouns. ie: someone's name, a movie title.
  • Check your spelling.
  • Use paragraphs. It makes it so much easier to organize ideas with and makes it much easier to read.
  • Punctuation is your friend. Using a comma or semi-colon really makes all the difference in a post (if of course it is needed).
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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2004, 11:00 PM »
Hi Adam. Nice to meet you. ;)

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2005, 03:44 AM »
Sounds fair enough to me......... ;D

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #3 on: April 7, 2005, 02:10 PM »
But, a word of advice, if you're here to bitch about other sites or member of other sites, just turn around now and don't come back. If you've been cast away from another site, or your simply emigrating over due to the degeneration of another site, do yourself and everyone else a favor and leave your dirty laundry behind. Nobody here cares about the stupid crap that can go on at other message boards.

Of course, we've been making a slight exception to Adam's rule here for the past week or so, in light of recent events...  ;)

We'll be back to the regularly scheduled "happy" JD programming soon though, I'm sure.  8)

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2005, 02:18 PM »
lol Funny to see this thread still sticky!

I think the final rule still stands though: "Here at JD, we love you. Unless you're an *******."
"Of all the things to worry about, the wookiee has no pants..."

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2005, 03:26 PM »
I've often thought that we should change JD's slogan from

Bringing Balance to the Force

to

Here at JD, we love you. Unless you're an *******.

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #6 on: April 27, 2005, 08:18 PM »
Well, I'm too damn lazy to welcome each of you individually, so, to all, welcome to Jedi Defender. Enjoy your stay, have fun, make friends, do whatever it is you do on a Star Wars board.

I too am a lazy butt, so:

Blanket welcome from Valin Kenobi to all new arrivals.

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2005, 12:43 AM »
I just want to send out a big welcome to our Newbies - welcome to JD, the best forum on the planet. 

And to our Guests - why not sign up, you'll be glad you did!


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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2005, 03:57 AM »


I think Dale's starting to rub off on you too much...

And remember: Here at JediDefender, we love you. Unless you're an *******.

I love that old quote of Adam's.  Well done!  ;)
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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2005, 04:15 AM »


I think Dale's starting to rub off on you too much...

Ah, c'mon, I'm trying to make it warm and fuzzy, you grumpy bastard.   :P

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2005, 12:56 PM »
I'm the grumpy bastard, dammit. >:(
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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2005, 01:26 PM »
I'm the grumpy bastard, dammit. >:(
You guys can go 'round and 'round all you want.....but I get to be the grumpy b*tch >:(

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2005, 02:10 PM »
You guys can go 'round and 'round all you want.....but I get to be the grumpy b*tch >:(

 ;)

Beth (jadesfire) is likely going to want to challenge you on that title from time to time...  :P


(And no, I'm certainly not the one saying she is.  She would be the one saying that!  ;))

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2005, 02:29 PM »
Beth (jadesfire) is likely going to want to challenge you on that title from time to time...  :P

No problem, there's plenty of room at the top for Beth ;)

(And no, I'm certainly not the one saying she is.  She would be the one saying that!  ;))

That's right -- Rule #1 -- we're the only ones who can call ourselves that :P    ;) ;)

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Re: The Wookiee Welcome Wagon: New Guys Read Here
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2005, 04:50 PM »
I just want to send out a big welcome to our Newbies - welcome to JD, the best forum on the planet. 

And to our Guests - why not sign up, you'll be glad you did!



I dunno, those are more likely to scare them away than bring them in. :P

That middle one creeps me out. He's entirely TOO happy.
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