I saw this posted elsewhere and thought I'd share
You might be a redneck Jedi if:
-You have ever heard the phrase "May the Force be with ya'll".
-Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
-You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
-You have Bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
-You lost your hand in a lightsaber duel because you had to spit.
-The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
-You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.
-Your father has ever said to you "Shoot son, come on over to the Darkside. It'll be a hoot!"
-You have a cousin who bares resemblance to Chewbacca.
-You can easly describe the taste of Ewok.
-You have ever had an X-wing fighter up on blocks in you yard.
-You suggest they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a red wood deck.
- You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.