a little humor

[Reconsgt]

I saw this posted elsewhere and thought I'd share

You might be a redneck Jedi if:

-You have ever heard the phrase "May the Force be with ya'll".

-Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.

-You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

-You have Bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.

-You lost your hand in a lightsaber duel because you had to spit.

-The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

-You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

-Your father has ever said to you "Shoot son, come on over to the Darkside. It'll be a hoot!"

-You have a cousin who bares resemblance to Chewbacca.

-You can easly describe the taste of Ewok.

-You have ever had an X-wing fighter up on blocks in you yard.

-You suggest they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a red wood deck.

- You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

[dustrho]

That's good stuff there.  I've read a lot of redneck jokes before, but I haven't read one that totally involved Star Wars.

[MisterPL]

- There's a moisture vaporator outside your double-wide.

- You park your speeder bike in the living room next to the coffee table.

- Grits just don't taste right without a servin' of blue milk to go with it.

- Your Skyhopper has a confederate flag painted on it.

- Dewback-tipping is a favorite pastime.

- Your favorite pod racer pilot is Jef Nodrog. (Wait for it...)

- Parts of your Jedi Starfighter are held together with duct tape.

- As a youngling, you were part of the Woodchuck Clan.

- You've been kicked out of cantinas for starting line dances.

- Ditto for petitioning for karaoke nights.

- Your Y-wing has a lightsabre rack in the back window.

- You have season tickets to the Mos Espa Monster Speeder Rally and Sandcrawler Pull.

- Most of your good furniture came from the Anchorhead Flea Market.

- Mace Windu makes you very uncomfortable.

[Scott]

- Both of your cars are emblazoned with Darth Maul tatoos

[MisterPL]

 

- Your Toyota Tercel looks like an X-wing.

[Mikey D]

Jef Nodrog sucks, everyone knows the real Nodrog is R'bbie  

[Hung Solow]

"If your communicator sits on top of another non-working communicator".

"If you let your droid ride in the front seat,  while your wife/sister  rides in the back seat of your speeder".

"If you know of a dozen ways to cook womprat

[Morgbug]

"You can easly describe the taste of Ewok"

What are you looking at me for?