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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #15 on: September 5, 2006, 09:55 PM »
He's also a founding member of Al Qaeda.

And a pedophile.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #16 on: September 5, 2006, 11:32 PM »
This thread is great.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #17 on: September 6, 2006, 12:03 AM »
Are Jim Ward jokes about to overtake Chuck Norris jokes in popularity?
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #18 on: September 6, 2006, 12:43 AM »
Jim Ward eats a fetus daily for breakfast and flosses afterwards with the cord.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #19 on: September 6, 2006, 12:48 AM »
Jim Ward is responsible for "New" Coke.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #20 on: September 6, 2006, 12:50 AM »
Jim Ward took the Pepsi challenge and failed.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #21 on: September 6, 2006, 12:50 AM »
Jim Ward knows what happened to Amelia Earhart. . .  and isn't telling.
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #22 on: September 6, 2006, 01:16 AM »
The dinosaurs died because Jim Ward touches himself at night.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #23 on: September 6, 2006, 01:18 AM »
Jim Ward screwed Bret Hart!

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #24 on: September 6, 2006, 01:19 AM »
Then Bret Hart screwed Jim Ward and they had a genetically engineered beast child.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #25 on: September 6, 2006, 01:30 AM »
Jim Ward shot JFK.
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #26 on: September 6, 2006, 01:35 AM »
Then took a **** on his corpse.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #27 on: September 6, 2006, 01:36 AM »
Jim Ward shot 50 Cent 8 of his 9 times. None were fatal.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #28 on: September 6, 2006, 01:39 AM »
Jim Ward is who Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about.
"The good news is that all that blood is actually ketchup. The bad news, however, is that all that ketchup is actually blood."

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #29 on: September 6, 2006, 01:51 AM »
Jim Ward is who Alanis is singing about. Not Dave Coulier. (R.I.P.)

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