Author Topic: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition (Read 17149 times)

Rob · « **Reply #15 on:** September 5, 2006, 09:55 PM »

He's also a founding member of Al Qaeda.

And a pedophile.

inadvertent imitation · « **Reply #16 on:** September 5, 2006, 11:32 PM »

This thread is great.

Diddly · « **Reply #17 on:** September 6, 2006, 12:03 AM »

Are Jim Ward jokes about to overtake Chuck Norris jokes in popularity?

Jesse James · « **Reply #18 on:** September 6, 2006, 12:43 AM »

Jim Ward eats a fetus daily for breakfast and flosses afterwards with the cord.

CorranHorn · « **Reply #19 on:** September 6, 2006, 12:48 AM »

Jim Ward is responsible for "New" Coke.

Famine · « **Reply #20 on:** September 6, 2006, 12:50 AM »

Jim Ward took the Pepsi challenge and failed.

Kevin

Matt · « **Reply #21 on:** September 6, 2006, 12:50 AM »

Jim Ward knows what happened to Amelia Earhart. . . and isn't telling.

Ryan · « **Reply #22 on:** September 6, 2006, 01:16 AM »

The dinosaurs died because Jim Ward touches himself at night.

CorranHorn · « **Reply #23 on:** September 6, 2006, 01:18 AM »

Jim Ward screwed Bret Hart!

Jesse James · « **Reply #24 on:** September 6, 2006, 01:19 AM »

Then Bret Hart screwed Jim Ward and they had a genetically engineered beast child.

Matt · « **Reply #25 on:** September 6, 2006, 01:30 AM »

Jim Ward shot JFK.

Jesse James · « **Reply #26 on:** September 6, 2006, 01:35 AM »

Then took a **** on his corpse.

Famine · « **Reply #27 on:** September 6, 2006, 01:36 AM »

Jim Ward shot 50 Cent 8 of his 9 times. None were fatal.

Kevin

Matt · « **Reply #28 on:** September 6, 2006, 01:39 AM »

Jim Ward is who Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about.

Famine · « **Reply #29 on:** September 6, 2006, 01:51 AM »

Jim Ward is who Alanis is singing about. Not Dave Coulier. (R.I.P.)

Kevin