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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #15 on: September 5, 2006, 09:55 PM »
He's also a founding member of Al Qaeda.

And a pedophile.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #16 on: September 5, 2006, 11:32 PM »
This thread is great.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #17 on: September 6, 2006, 12:03 AM »
Are Jim Ward jokes about to overtake Chuck Norris jokes in popularity?

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #18 on: September 6, 2006, 12:43 AM »
Jim Ward eats a fetus daily for breakfast and flosses afterwards with the cord.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #19 on: September 6, 2006, 12:48 AM »
Jim Ward is responsible for "New" Coke.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #20 on: September 6, 2006, 12:50 AM »
Jim Ward took the Pepsi challenge and failed.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #21 on: September 6, 2006, 12:50 AM »
Jim Ward knows what happened to Amelia Earhart. . .  and isn't telling.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #22 on: September 6, 2006, 01:16 AM »
The dinosaurs died because Jim Ward touches himself at night.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #23 on: September 6, 2006, 01:18 AM »
Jim Ward screwed Bret Hart!

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #24 on: September 6, 2006, 01:19 AM »
Then Bret Hart screwed Jim Ward and they had a genetically engineered beast child.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #25 on: September 6, 2006, 01:30 AM »
Jim Ward shot JFK.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #26 on: September 6, 2006, 01:35 AM »
Then took a **** on his corpse.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #27 on: September 6, 2006, 01:36 AM »
Jim Ward shot 50 Cent 8 of his 9 times. None were fatal.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #28 on: September 6, 2006, 01:39 AM »
Jim Ward is who Carly Simon wrote "You're So Vain" about.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #29 on: September 6, 2006, 01:51 AM »
Jim Ward is who Alanis is singing about. Not Dave Coulier. (R.I.P.)

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