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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #75 on: September 6, 2006, 11:05 PM »
Jim Ward killed the radio star!

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #76 on: September 6, 2006, 11:07 PM »
Jim Ward gave Lassie rabies!

Jim Ward then gave Lassie herpes.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #77 on: September 6, 2006, 11:09 PM »
Jim Ward stole my mail.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #78 on: September 6, 2006, 11:13 PM »
Jim Ward is a Yankees fan

Now that's just below the belt!   >:(

Why do you have to draw the Yankees into Jim Ward's shenanigens?
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #79 on: September 6, 2006, 11:30 PM »
I heard that Jim Ward was the man behind all sorts of Video Gaming attrocities.

Jim Ward is the reason ET for the Atari 2600 sucked.  If he'd had a few more weeks, they were totally putting in better graphics.

Jim Ward is  single handedly responsible for Nintendo never releasing the Disk Drive for the SNES. 

Jim Ward recalled all the copies of Sega CD's Night Trap.

Jim Ward is the reason Super Mario Sunshine didn't launch with the Gamecube, because he thought Luigi's Mansion was a good idea.

Jim Ward is the reason your Xbox 360 overheated.

Jim Ward is the reason your princess is always in another castle.


Bad news, that Jim Ward.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #80 on: September 6, 2006, 11:36 PM »
Jim Ward stole my newspaper.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #81 on: September 6, 2006, 11:45 PM »
Jim Ward told me that Famine isn't Batman, Jim Ward is Batman.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #82 on: September 6, 2006, 11:57 PM »
Jim Ward put the "h" in "Sandwhiches".

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #83 on: September 7, 2006, 01:00 AM »
Jim Ward shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #84 on: September 7, 2006, 01:10 AM »
He shot a man in Dallas too - but it got blamed on someone else.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #85 on: September 7, 2006, 01:12 AM »
Jim Ward loves all the attention this thread is sending his way.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #86 on: September 7, 2006, 01:38 AM »
Jim Ward ****** up Kevvo's bread orders.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #87 on: September 7, 2006, 01:54 AM »
Jim Ward named his boy "Sue".
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #88 on: September 7, 2006, 02:01 AM »
Jim Ward does not believe in Santa.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #89 on: September 7, 2006, 02:05 AM »
Jim Ward.