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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #330 on: September 13, 2006, 09:46 AM »
Jim Ward named the dog Indiana.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #331 on: September 13, 2006, 10:56 AM »
Jim Ward doesn't like Mom and Apple Pie
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #332 on: September 13, 2006, 12:49 PM »
Little girl..little girl!  Don't touch Jim Ward's nuts! It'll make him crazy!
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #333 on: September 13, 2006, 01:19 PM »
Jim Ward's pretzels are making me thirsty.
This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #334 on: September 13, 2006, 01:25 PM »
Jim Ward NEVER puts coversheets on his TPS reports.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #335 on: September 13, 2006, 04:50 PM »
Jim Ward is Philip Wise.
Yo is what yo is.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #336 on: September 13, 2006, 06:12 PM »
5/25/97

Dear George Lucas,
  I just read your script for the new Star Trek prequel movie, and I think it would be great ,with a few exceptions. First in the opening instead of taking place on a planet of primitive T'wilik girls, put it on a planet of bumbling amphibians instead, you can use Natalie a Kiera for other parts. Also you know how C-Span is such a big hit, throw in some long scenes of politicians debating, heck have the Jedi just sit and talk. Kill off the cool villain, Darth Maul, instead of keeping him around for the last movie, the fans will never see that coming. BTW my nephew, Jake wants a part in the film, remember you owe me.

I'll write to you soon about a new all CGI character that the fans are just gonna nuts for.

Can't wait for the Premier!

Jim Ward
...of the Fifth Southside Tactical Marching Squadron

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #337 on: September 13, 2006, 10:29 PM »
Jim Ward doesn't even know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #338 on: September 13, 2006, 10:38 PM »
Jim Ward discovered Uranus!

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #339 on: September 14, 2006, 12:25 AM »
Jim Ward was so ugly when he was a kid that his dad had to tie a pork chop around his neck just so the dog would play with him.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #340 on: September 14, 2006, 01:32 AM »
Jim Ward pronounces Porsche as a one syllable word.
Wants - everything.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #341 on: September 14, 2006, 01:55 AM »
Jim Ward demoted Pluto.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #342 on: September 14, 2006, 03:44 AM »
Jim Ward doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Jim Ward puts the FUN in funeral.
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #343 on: September 14, 2006, 07:01 AM »
Jim Ward came up with the idea of selling Christmas decorations in stores in August.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #344 on: September 14, 2006, 11:21 AM »
Who controls the British Crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
Jim Ward! Jim Ward!
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