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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #360 on: September 14, 2006, 05:24 PM »
Jim Ward reads Parade.

That made me pig laugh...

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #361 on: September 14, 2006, 05:45 PM »
Jim Ward is a Rhinestone Cow-patty.
...of the Fifth Southside Tactical Marching Squadron

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #362 on: September 14, 2006, 05:48 PM »
Jim Ward is writing the Annie Hall prequel trilogy....



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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #363 on: September 14, 2006, 05:56 PM »
Jim Ward's mother wears combat boots.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #364 on: September 14, 2006, 11:54 PM »
Donny: What the f*** is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, Jim Ward, who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f*** are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you talking about? Jim Ward is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, Jim Ward is not the preferred nomenclature. Dork, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the f***ing railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the f*** are you talking about?
The Dude: Walter, Jim Ward peed on my rug!
Donny: Jim Ward peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny you're out of your element!

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #365 on: September 15, 2006, 05:18 PM »
Jim Ward never cleans the tub.
Yo is what yo is.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #366 on: September 15, 2006, 05:39 PM »
Jim Ward uses your toothbrush!

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #367 on: September 15, 2006, 08:45 PM »
Jim Ward squeezed the Charmin!

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #368 on: September 15, 2006, 09:42 PM »
Jim Ward, Lucas Arts Petition

is an anagram of

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #369 on: September 16, 2006, 12:03 AM »
Jim Ward is the quicker, quilted picker uper. Jim Ward.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #370 on: September 16, 2006, 12:12 AM »
Jim Ward squeezed the Charmin!


Jim Ward squeezed the Charmin.


Jim Ward stutters.
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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #371 on: September 16, 2006, 12:15 AM »
Jim Ward can't believe you guys are still into this thread.


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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #372 on: September 16, 2006, 05:40 AM »
Jim Ward can't believe you guys are still into this thread.



Jim Ward has never received this much attention, not even from the best hookers money can buy.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #373 on: September 16, 2006, 01:29 PM »
American Express - Jim Ward always leaves home without it.

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Re: Jim Ward / Lucas Arts petition
« Reply #374 on: September 16, 2006, 10:18 PM »
Bribing GL for control of Lucas arts. 500,000 dollars.

Royalty check for Jar-Jar. 2 dollars

The bill for the DS2, 20,000,000,000 Credits

Getting Jim Ward fired, because of a random thread.........priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Jim Ward.