I love the one gung-ho redneck feller that decided on his own free will to sleep in his car, after him and his wife had a domestic dispute. The cops woke him up, he got out of his car, and the police started reading his rights.
The redneck was like, "Why are my rights being readed to me?"
He kept asking that over and over again, and I couldn't stop laughing outloud. It's definitely one of the funniest episodes ever.