STAR WARS BLOOPERS EPISODE IV-----A NEW HOPE "Your Father's Lightsaber" Ben
: Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it...
He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.... Luke
: What is it? Ben
: Your father's Lightsaber...This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight...not as clumsy or random as a blaster...
turn it on....press this button here.... Luke
: I did, it's not working.... Ben
: No this one here.... Luke
: That's what I pressed...I think the batteries are dead Ben
: Let me see that thing.... George Lucas
: CUT!!!! Ben
: Hey George, your buddy Han Solo has been screwing around with this stuff hasn't he?? George Lucas
: I'll take care of it Ben. Ben
: Tell him to keep away from my props George! George Lucas
: I'll talk to him. Ben
: ......He's got barbeque sauce all over it.... Slaughter of the Jawas Ben
: ...and these blast points, too accurate for Sand People...
......only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.... Ben
: Ha Ha Ha Ha...did I just say Imperial Stormtroopers are precise? Luke
: Heh Heh, yeah that was a good one! Ben
: Maybe the line should be "only Imperial Stormtroopers could be such lousy shots" The Cantina---Introduction to Han Solo Lego Han
: Han Solo...I'm captain of the Millenium Falcon...
Chewie here tells me you're looking for a passage to the Alderaan system... Lego Ben
: Yes, indeed...if it's a fast ship... Lego Han
: Fast ship?
You've never heard of the Millenium Falcon? Lego Ben
: Should I have? Han
: O.K. O.K. Let's get the STAND INS out of here so we can do our scene! Luke
: awwww, Look how cute they are! Lego Luke
: Up Yours, Big Shot!!! Lego Han
: Stupid actors...think they're so big... Death Star Meeting Room Admiral Motti
: This station is now the ultimate power in the universe, I suggest we use it. Darth Vader
: Don't be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed,
the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force. Motti
: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways Lord Vader. Your sad devotion
to that ancient religion hasn't helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes...
or given you clairvoyance enough to find the rebel's hidden fortress. Darth Vader
: I find your lack of faith disturbing.... Other Officer
: >Choke< >gak< Motti
HA HA HA you missed me Vader! You got HIM instead!
HA HA HA HA HA!!! Han confronts Jabba The Hutt Jabba
: (in Huttese) Han,
what if everyone who smuggled for me dropped their shipment
at the first sign of an imperial starship?
It's not good business.... Han
: Look Jabba, even I get boarded sometimes
(moves behind Jabba) Han
: whoop George Lucas
: Whoa, you gotta watch that tail Han...Step on that thing if you have to.....
...and Boba, remember, DON"T LOOK RIGHT IN THE CAMERA!!!! Boba Fett
: as you wish.... Docking Bay 94
Luke and Obi-Wan enter hanger Luke
: What a piece of junk!!!!! Han
: She'll make .5 past light speed,
she may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts... George Lucas
Cute very cute Han....alright let's get that thing off the set.... Chewbacca
: Rarrrh Han
: Come on down Chewie, he didn't think it was funny... Swing to Freedom George Lucas
: O.K. Leia you plant a kiss on Luke, and then Luke-you say your line, got it? O.K.
(Leia kisses Luke) Luke
: What's that for? Leia
: For Luck.
>SNAP< Luke & Leia