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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #15 on: February 9, 2007, 01:08 AM »
At a time like this, I think the best advice we can all take is as follows: let it all out...don't hold back...if you need to shed some salty discharge, do it as much as possible...she's gone but we'll always have her books and pictures and I guess movies to remind us of her greatness...



I hear you, Scott, and you know something?  I think you're right.

Anna Nicole's entire existence revolved around self-indulgence, and to take that a step further, I think that denying ourselves the pleasure of masturbating to her image, just because she's slipped the surly bonds, would be an extreme disservice to her legacy.

So I say this day that I will continue to spank it to her, and I hope you guys will do the same.  That's what Anna Nicole would have wanted.

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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #16 on: February 9, 2007, 01:36 AM »
The only time I stopped was when she got fat...  and that will be the only time I stopped.
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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #17 on: February 9, 2007, 01:53 AM »
Aw Anna, I'll miss you.

God bless the news with their footage of her modeling around, when she was happy, to give me something to 'mourn' to tonight.

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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #18 on: February 9, 2007, 05:53 AM »
I disagree with the general assessment of the last few posts.  I think this situation, unfortunately, calls for her immediate and thorough removal from one's spank bank.

This party's over.
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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #19 on: February 9, 2007, 05:55 AM »

Isn't it obvious that whoever poisoned the kid poisoned her and made it look like a suicide to make it look like it was in fact her that poisoned the kid?!


Nope.  These two both threw their heads into a pile of cocaine one too many times.  Or something along those lines (no pun intended).
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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #20 on: February 9, 2007, 11:03 AM »
I disagree with the general assessment of the last few posts.  I think this situation, unfortunately, calls for her immediate and thorough removal from one's spank bank.

This party's over.


Please...like you've never rubbed one out to any of these dead hotties?













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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #21 on: February 9, 2007, 11:06 AM »
Uncle Joey is not dead...would a dead man be doing stand up tonight??

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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #22 on: February 9, 2007, 11:13 AM »
um....that was the joke.  It's been a long running internet rumor that he was dead.
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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #23 on: February 9, 2007, 11:20 AM »
This party's over.

Only because I'm extremely proud of the fact that I just learned how to make my own DVD screencaps:



um....that was the joke.  It's been a long running internet rumor that he was dead.

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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #24 on: February 9, 2007, 11:25 AM »
Uncle Joey is not dead...would a dead man be doing stand up tonight??

I know this is going to sound like BS, but I swear it's 100% true... I had a dream last night where Dave Coulier was at Reel FX for something and I followed him all over the building because I wanted to get my picture taken with him for the famous-people-you've-met thread because I knew all you guys would think it was hilarious.

Too bad it wasn't real.  :'(

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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #25 on: February 9, 2007, 11:31 AM »
Doesn't sound like BS to me, but, then again, I dream about Dave Coulier every night.

(Oh, and I forgot:  Bettie Page is still alive, and still spank-worthy, as far as I'm concerned.)


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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #26 on: February 9, 2007, 11:42 AM »
Uncle Joey is not dead...would a dead man be doing stand up tonight??

I know this is going to sound like BS, but I swear it's 100% true... I had a dream last night where Dave Coulier was at Reel FX for something and I followed him all over the building because I wanted to get my picture taken with him for the famous-people-you've-met thread because I knew all you guys would think it was hilarious.

Too bad it wasn't real.  :'(

don't know what's sadder....that you dream about Dave, or that you dream about posting on here....


Totally didn't know that about B. Page....just assumed she was dead.
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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #27 on: February 9, 2007, 02:00 PM »
Totally didn't know that about B. Page....just assumed she was dead.

You know, I did too.  This month's Playboy interviewed her for their "21 Questions" segment.  I just assumed it was a gimmick -- I didn't realize it was really her ???
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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #28 on: February 9, 2007, 02:29 PM »
Totally didn't know that about B. Page....just assumed she was dead.

You know, I did too.  This month's Playboy interviewed her for their "21 Questions" segment.  I just assumed it was a gimmick -- I didn't realize it was really her ???

Tracy reads Playboy? For the articles, right?

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Re: RIP Anna Nicole
« Reply #29 on: February 9, 2007, 02:52 PM »
Totally didn't know that about B. Page....just assumed she was dead.

You know, I did too.  This month's Playboy interviewed her for their "21 Questions" segment.  I just assumed it was a gimmick -- I didn't realize it was really her ???

Tracy reads Playboy? For the articles, right?

Kevin

yes.

oh yeah....and she's a lesbian...
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