You bastard. That's not how it happened at all. For starters, we were set to hang out a couple hours earlier and when I called you to go, you told me that you were going to be busy for a couple hours yet "out to dinner" with said individuals. I waited and waited for you to call me back, and finally succumbed to sleep after a full day of patients in the clinic. You broke the date, I only didn't adjust to your new last second change of plans.
And you've got a PM even though you suck.