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Offline DuDisNow

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Re: Oola
« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2007, 12:02 AM »
I set up my Oola group! :D  Go to yahoo then groups then type oolalives.  I have only two members but a lot photos, 7 files, and 7 topics, and polls.

Oola is awsome!
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Re: Oola
« Reply #16 on: September 5, 2007, 11:51 PM »
Have fun, you two.

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Re: Oola
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2007, 04:31 PM »
Five now...but I turned controll to another guy who knows more about Oola than I do.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #18 on: September 15, 2007, 05:07 PM »
So... if I can prove I know more about her than you five, does that mean I can become your leader?

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Re: Oola
« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2007, 05:57 PM »
A stranger.............From the outside.........Oooooooooooooooh.

I have been chosen. Farewell, my friends. I go to a better place.............

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Re: Oola
« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2007, 11:05 PM »
That's debatable Tracy.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2007, 11:41 PM »
One point of interest about Ooola is that her father said she would never amount to ****.

Guess she proved him wrong.  ;)
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Re: Oola
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2007, 11:16 AM »
I am the next Master of the Oola Fan Club.

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Re: Oola
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2007, 01:24 PM »
I am the next Master of the Oola Fan Club.

Congratulations Brad, the Claw has chosen you.  The Mystic Portal awaits. 8)
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Re: Oola
« Reply #24 on: September 16, 2007, 05:25 PM »
Yeah well...  suck it.   >:(  Keep your damn Oola Fan Club to yourself, I didn't really want to head it up anyway...

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Re: Oola
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2007, 12:36 AM »
Fine, let's have a Oola quiz

1. What color is she?

2. What gender is she?

3. How old is she (How old was Femi Taylor when she played Oola)?

4. Who was she played by in both the Original and Special Editions

5. What was she to Jabba the Hutt?

6. What did she do for Jabba?

7. What happened when she did not let Jabba have her after her dance?

8. What is the name of her home planet?

9. What is her father's name?

10. Who was she kidnapped by?

11. Who did she think would save her

12. Who was kidnapped with her?

13. Name the four parts of her costume (easy!)

14. How did she die?

15. Has it been proven that she's dead?

HARDEST QUESTION:
16. What is Femi Taylor's new last name?
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Re: Oola
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2007, 01:38 AM »
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1. What color is she?

Easy...  She's MacLeod Tartan plaid.

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2. What gender is she?

She's clearly male.

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3. How old is she (How old was Femi Taylor when she played Oola)?

He's 37.

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4. Who was she played by in both the Original and Special Editions

I can't think of the answer here.  Wish I knew it.

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5. What was she to Jabba the Hutt?

His accountant and personal tail scrubber.

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6. What did she do for Jabba?

Taxes and tail scrubbing.

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7. What happened when she did not let Jabba have her after her dance?

Jazzercise, then a brief nap.

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8. What is the name of her home planet?

Oola Prime.

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9. What is her father's name?

Poola McFister.

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10. Who was she kidnapped by?

The SLA.

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11. Who did she think would save her

Chuck Norris.

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12. Who was kidnapped with her?

Patty Hearst.

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13. Name the four parts of her costume (easy!)

The lower dorsimus.
Pasties.
Head dongs.
Butt floss.

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14. How did she die?

Toe infection spreading.

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15. Has it been proven that she's dead?

Only in New Delhi, otherwise the debate is considered on-going by most governments, with Switzerland not taking a stance on the matter.

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HARDEST QUESTION:
16. What is Femi Taylor's new last name?

Humpy McSucculent.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2007, 11:46 AM »
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1. What color is she?

Easy...  She's MacLeod Tartan plaid.

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2. What gender is she?

She's clearly male.

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3. How old is she (How old was Femi Taylor when she played Oola)?

He's 37.

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4. Who was she played by in both the Original and Special Editions

I can't think of the answer here.  Wish I knew it.

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5. What was she to Jabba the Hutt?

His accountant and personal tail scrubber.

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6. What did she do for Jabba?

Taxes and tail scrubbing.

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7. What happened when she did not let Jabba have her after her dance?

Jazzercise, then a brief nap.

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8. What is the name of her home planet?

Oola Prime.

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9. What is her father's name?

Poola McFister.

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10. Who was she kidnapped by?

The SLA.

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11. Who did she think would save her

Chuck Norris.

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12. Who was kidnapped with her?

Patty Hearst.

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13. Name the four parts of her costume (easy!)

The lower dorsimus.
Pasties.
Head dongs.
Butt floss.

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14. How did she die?

Toe infection spreading.

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15. Has it been proven that she's dead?

Only in New Delhi, otherwise the debate is considered on-going by most governments, with Switzerland not taking a stance on the matter.

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HARDEST QUESTION:
16. What is Femi Taylor's new last name?

Humpy McSucculent.
Mr. James, not only was your answer wrong, but it was an insane, disgusting, Willy Wonka, piece of rancor poo.  You have made everyone smarted who read this.  I award you no points, and god have mercy on your soul.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2007, 12:12 AM »
You have made everyone smarted who read this.

I couldn't have said it better myself. Jesse James is a vile pretender, truly a sad man... obviously not a real Star Wars fan.

Femi Taylor's birth name is Claire Omoniyi. She's married to Satya Ogilv and has two kids.

I am clearly the champion of Oola knowledge, and the newfound leader of the Oola club.

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Re: Oola
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2007, 12:58 AM »
Eat the peanuts from my ****.
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