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Re: Oola
« Reply #30 on: October 8, 2007, 09:30 AM »
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1. What color is she?

Easy...  She's MacLeod Tartan plaid.

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2. What gender is she?

She's clearly male.

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3. How old is she (How old was Femi Taylor when she played Oola)?

He's 37.

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4. Who was she played by in both the Original and Special Editions

I can't think of the answer here.  Wish I knew it.

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5. What was she to Jabba the Hutt?

His accountant and personal tail scrubber.

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6. What did she do for Jabba?

Taxes and tail scrubbing.

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7. What happened when she did not let Jabba have her after her dance?

Jazzercise, then a brief nap.

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8. What is the name of her home planet?

Oola Prime.

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9. What is her father's name?

Poola McFister.

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10. Who was she kidnapped by?

The SLA.

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11. Who did she think would save her

Chuck Norris.

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12. Who was kidnapped with her?

Patty Hearst.

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13. Name the four parts of her costume (easy!)

The lower dorsimus.
Pasties.
Head dongs.
Butt floss.

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14. How did she die?

Toe infection spreading.

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15. Has it been proven that she's dead?

Only in New Delhi, otherwise the debate is considered on-going by most governments, with Switzerland not taking a stance on the matter.

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HARDEST QUESTION:
16. What is Femi Taylor's new last name?

Humpy McSucculent.

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Re: Oola
« Reply #31 on: October 8, 2007, 02:28 PM »
Thank you.  Some people just don't recognize the TRUTH when they read it.  Clearly, you do Ryan.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #32 on: October 8, 2007, 02:45 PM »
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14. How did she die?

Toe infection spreading.


I've been meaning to ask you Jesse, was that her big toe or her camel toe? (or would it be Bantha toe ???)
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Re: Oola
« Reply #33 on: October 23, 2007, 12:22 AM »
Ok, now really answer the questions.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #34 on: October 23, 2007, 01:15 AM »
I've been meaning to ask you Jesse, was that her big toe or her camel toe? (or would it be Bantha toe ???)

Hmmm, good question...  I'd prefer the former, rather than the latter...  *shudder*
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Re: Oola
« Reply #35 on: October 24, 2007, 09:34 PM »
Answers

1. What color is she?
Green

2. What gender is she?
Female

3. How old is she (How old was Femi Taylor when she played Oola)?
Original Edition: 22, Special Edition: 36

4. Who was she played by in both the Original and Special Editions
If you looked at question 3, it's right there: Femi Taylor

5. What was she to Jabba the Hutt?
Slave

6. What did she do for Jabba?
Dance

7. What happened when she did not let Jabba have her after her dance?
Jabba fed her to his rancor

8. What is the name of her home planet?
Ryloth

9. What is her father's name?
They never say, so Clan Chief is just fine

10. Who was she kidnapped by?
Bib Fortuna

11. Who did she think would save her?
Luke Skywalker

12. Who was kidnapped with her?
Sienn

13. Name the four parts of her costume (easy!)
Headress, net-suit, sandels, chain

14. How did she die?
Rancor ate her!

15. Has it been proven that she's dead?
Yes, since in the original edition you hear the rancor bite Oola with bones cracking

HARDEST QUESTION:
16. What is Femi Taylor's new last name?
Ogivily
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Re: Oola
« Reply #36 on: October 24, 2007, 10:10 PM »
I highly doubt the validity of your answers. Jesse's seem far more plausible. You may want to go back and check your answers to his. Clearly you are not the Oola expert you make yourself out to be.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2007, 12:19 AM »
I highly doubt the validity of your answers. Jesse's seem far more plausible. You may want to go back and check your answers to his. Clearly you are not the Oola expert you make yourself out to be.
I'm not messing around.  Those are the right answers

Messing around-Crap!  Well...I'll use his answers then!
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Re: Oola
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2007, 12:21 AM »
I didn't say you were messing around. I said you were wrong. Big difference.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2007, 01:21 AM »
I don't play games...  Not when it comes to this ****.  I'm mad at the suggestion even.  I may need to lock this now...  Let me think about it some.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2007, 01:00 AM »
Don't lock it, we're still on the discussion and that is about Oola
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Re: Oola
« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2007, 01:23 AM »
Agreed.  You calmed me down on this...  It was getting heated, but things are ok now...  whew.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2007, 07:38 PM »
I will be able to post a video of Oola fangirls dancing in full costume.
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Re: Oola
« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2008, 05:28 PM »
Bring on the Dance Girls :o

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Re: Oola
« Reply #44 on: February 28, 2008, 12:28 AM »
Great...it's been deleted, but the guy that brought you the Slavegirl Oola video man a Oola Dance Fan Cut I will post tommorrow.
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