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Segway 1, Bush 0
« on: June 13, 2003, 03:10 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/06/13/bush.weekend.ap/index.html

Talk about a stumbling presidency. Gotta admire his tenacity, though. I'm sure he'll have that Segway tamed in no time. (Or "disarmed.")
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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2003, 03:16 PM »
LOL!  You referring to this particular shot John...?!



Too funny!   ;D  For those that don't know what a Segway is, it's one of those new and expensive little motorized personal "people transport" thingees...  How's that for a good description, huh?!   8)  Go get 'em Dubya!

I'm mildly curious if that's his bike with the cute pink seat as well...   :D
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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2003, 03:18 PM »
He did stay on his feet though keep that in mind. (Keep this on topic too, guys. No political debates, if you please)

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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2003, 03:30 PM »
Be careful, some people might get "offended" by that picture (since the pic seems to suggest that Bush isn't "on his toes" :)).   ;D  
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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2003, 03:30 PM »
He did stay on his feet though keep that in mind. (Keep this on topic too, guys. No political debates, if you please)

Amen to that thought Cory.  I cringed at the sight of the topic.  
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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2003, 03:54 PM »
That's too priceless.

I can just see him......

"It's got a Gyro-whatzit now?"


Those things are REALLY silly looking though. Why you'd want one for 5 or 10 grand when you can buy an electric Zappy that goes faster and looks cooler for 500 bucks is beyond me.


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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2003, 04:02 PM »
That picture made my day.
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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2003, 04:38 PM »


Even blondes can ride it. Hmmm...
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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2003, 04:44 PM »
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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2003, 04:51 PM »
He did stay on his feet though keep that in mind. (Keep this on topic too, guys. No political debates, if you please)

Ditto.  
 

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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2003, 05:07 PM »

Hmmmmm.....is this "Watto's" or "Wuher's"? :-\ :-\ ::)
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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2003, 05:15 PM »
"The Segway went down on Bush's first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying [backward] leap over the machine, [executing a perfect full gainer, finishing off with a classic "I meant to do that" flourish]. Undeterred, he got on again [muttering "There is no spoon."] His [decrepit] father climbed on a second Segway [shouting, "Who's your daddy?"] and they cruised around the driveway at the estate at Walker's Point."

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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2003, 05:18 PM »
No blasters!  No blasters!!!




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Re: Segway 1, Bush 0
« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2003, 05:28 PM »

Hmmmmm.....is this "Watto's" or "Wuher's"? :-\ :-\ ::)

That's funny, I was thinking the same thing when I read the word "ricer" being used in this forum just a few days ago.  
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2003, 05:35 PM »

Hmmmmm.....is this "Watto's" or "Wuher's"? :-\ :-\ ::)

That's funny, I was thinking the same thing when I read the word "ricer" being used in this forum just a few days ago.  

Ya, what of it?  I refer to "ricers" all the time...is that offensive to you?  The name "Ricer" is not a racial slur....or a political comment either.It is simply a reference  from the street racing world.....pertaining to people who install stickers and exterior parts or wheels on a car in an attempt to look fast......when in actuality they haven't spent one thin dime on engine components..........

The word "ricer" is the equevalant to the term "poser" used by skateboarders.

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