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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2008, 02:58 PM »

In your vagina, that's where.

"I would like to find a trendy 'man bag'."  Sheesh.   ::)


In my vagina?  That's crossing the line there buddy.

It takes a real man to admit his need for a purse in contrast to some dip**** who is constantly losing his **** because he has no medium by which to transport his 'stuff.'

Oh, look here Matty - who's this sporting a 'European Carryall'?


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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2008, 03:00 PM »
It's not a purse! 

It's a European Carryall.

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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2008, 03:09 PM »
Can't go wrong with the Jack Sack™



The Jack Sack makes Batman's utility belt look like a piece of rope.  ;)
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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2008, 03:20 PM »
So I guess Jack and Indy have vaginas now...


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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2008, 03:32 PM »
I think the stuff they're carrying around in their utility bags is probably a little bit different than the lipstick and tampons you'll be carrying around in yours, ma'am.

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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2008, 03:34 PM »
So I guess Jack and Indy have vaginas now...



If Jack and Indy had vaginas then I'd turn into a lesbian............
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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2008, 03:41 PM »
Tracy - you're a woman, what do you think of the man purse?


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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2008, 03:57 PM »
I have been known to roll with my Kenneth Cole Reaction bag from time to time.



It does a good job holding the keys, Palm pilot, cell phone, iPod, DS, pens, gum, notepad, etc while travelling.

I figure, if Chewbacca/Indy/Jack Bauer can carry a man (wookiee) bag, then so can I.
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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2008, 04:02 PM »
Honestly, it depends on the man and the "purse" he's carrying.  If he's confident about it, it's kinda sexy.  I don't even think of a canvas bag or a messenger-type bag as a man purse.  I think it looks a lot better than a bunch of stuff crammed in your pockets.
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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2008, 04:53 PM »
So I guess Jack and Indy have vaginas now...



I think if you're carrying the Cross of Coronado, a golden fertility idol, or nuclear warhead launch codes you get a pass.

I'm with Tracy, though....I would think of those more as attache's or messenger bags, not manpurses.  Besides, you don't see Indiana Jones carrying that satchel around when he's off the clock...just when it's in action. 

I tend to think of the manpurse as more along these lines: 



smaller...more pouchlike.

Still...I think you could get away with it.  I just wouldn't want the hassle of something over my shoulder all the time.


For the record, I have one of those moneyclip pocket wallets that you described, but it's wearing out and it's a tight fit for all my cards.  I need to be in the market too, but ....meh...maybe I'll just do this:

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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2008, 05:32 PM »
I think if you're carrying the Cross of Coronado, a golden fertility idol, or nuclear warhead launch codes you get a pass.

i was thinking the same thing.  if your man bag has guns and explosives in it, you are ok. 

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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2008, 08:07 PM »
Speaking of wallets, I would like to find a trendy 'man bag' to carry mine and everything else:

*Wallet
*Phone
*ipod
*Smokes
*Lighter
*Gloves
*Gum
*Keys

That's a lot of crap there, buddy.  But smokes?  Smoking is bad!  Just looking out for your health, that's all.  Plus, it would be two less things for you to carry (smokes + lighter).

I use one of these



It fits the bill nicely (no pun intended).   
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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2008, 08:41 PM »
I have a basic, brown leather bi-fold wallet. It serves my purposes well enough.

I do have a Swiss Army 'man bag', as well.

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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #28 on: January 15, 2008, 09:23 PM »
"man bag"  sheesh.  I thought all we needed was a nice wallet in our back pocket?  front pocket and man bagging....I must have missed this casual lesson in school...   ???
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Re: Gentlemen: What type of wallet are you sporting?
« Reply #29 on: January 15, 2008, 10:02 PM »
Umm...trifold leather straight from my trip to Italy a few years back.  ITs held up well, but the picture-flap-thingie needs to be replaced.  Man-bag?  Get real.  Its a purse.
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