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Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shaman
« on: April 22, 2008, 09:12 AM »
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Re: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shaman
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2008, 06:02 PM »
Holy Crap!  Is that a Clash of the Titans figure in there?   :D
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Re: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shaman
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2008, 10:38 PM »




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Re: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shaman
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2008, 01:45 PM »





 
Fat Pork Chop Ass: well well if it isen't my favorite little rock picker, indy jones.

Indy: its not like i don't enjoy your lil pet names. but my apprentice's dad would hear of it if i'm not treated in a respectable manner?

Ling Round: Re runderstand your line of rhinking rofesser Mones

Fat Pork Chop Ass: good luck to the father who understands that. hah

Indy: i hear you



Fat Pork Chop Ass: anyways onto the nickels and dimes; i've got a huge friggin stone up my crapper if you take my meaning.

Indy: i got a buddy in that line of work, stinks like hell. maybe i can hook you two up.

Fat Pork Chop Ass: real funny smart ass! not like you don owe me for rubbin out that limey an her rock head husband o'connell. but i've got some serious troubles across the bay over dare.

Indy: now you're just being nasty


Kurtz: everybody's got trouble across the bay meatball.

Indy: top of the evening col.Kurtz, haven't seen you since we moped up that martian thing back in '54.

Fat Pork Chop Ass: yeah, the martian mess. intresstin.

Kurtz: make a long story story jones; uncle sam needs you to help me take away whatever gives the shaman his power over them cubans. you in?



Father Superior: if its just the same professor jones; i'd like it if my faith wasen't openly connected to what is about to happen here.

Indy: that's just fine and dandy, so when this goes south i'm the one left with the whole pan of eggs on my face.



Kier: i hope you understand you'll be handsomely rewarded for your time. our faith is a wealthy one.

Ling Round: oh re rike money rig time.

Indy: not so fast ling, remember you're taken over my old bore fest. that should be enough dough for you to get ur rice with.


To Be Continued

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Re: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shaman
« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2008, 10:04 PM »
amazing.

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Re: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shaman
« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2008, 03:02 PM »



Kurtz: For the last time Jones; your father died of natural causes no matter how much you think that james bond guy looks like him.

Indy: Iím just saying; we both drank from the friggin  holy grail.

Ling: (clearing throat) from what records youíve provided about that event. One would need to continually
Drink from the grail to live forever, and perhaps one would need to gorge themselves upon rit.
Runderrand?

 Indy:  (shrugs) she has her moments.



Kurtz: What is she anyways? Single non single?

Indy: sheís my best friends little girl. Lets leave it that regarding her availability ok.

Kier: UH GUYS!

Indy: Keep your shirt on old indyís got the shakes real bad.



Indy: ok what the hell is that thing?

Kier: It is hell.

Kurtz: Yeah and hell just ate ling!



Kurtz: eat lead !

Indy:  this sure as hell wonít be very funny to short round.

Kier: Yeah Kurtz put the best outta it. Heíll just be hungry again in an half hour.



The Shaman: Donít you be troubled by my pretties or your ladies. Illusions donít get stomach cramps nor do they kill young honeys. But insanity can sure delude he.



Indy: Whereís ling buddy? 

The Shaman: Your buddy I am not Jones. Just the opposite really. But weíve had this discussion tons oítimes ainít we?

Kurtz: I thought we where pals Indy, those Martians we beat should meant something to ya.


The Shaman: Doc Jones here has been one o my lil puppets for quite sometime Kurtz. If anything all I wanted was your heart of darkness for something my pals in Vietnam are planning.

to be continued?

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Re: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shaman
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2008, 04:27 PM »
to be continued?

dear lord, i hope so...

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Re: Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Shaman
« Reply #7 on: July 8, 2008, 01:31 AM »
Fat Pork Chop Ass = Greatest Character Name EVER