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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #330 on: January 5, 2009, 05:57 PM »

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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #331 on: January 5, 2009, 10:02 PM »
Kurt Warner draws God (or Jesus).

That's just weird.  Why does that even exist?  It's weird enough to happen, let alone for it to have been videotaped.  I thought for sure the picture would look more like Brett Favre.
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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #332 on: January 6, 2009, 10:40 AM »
Kurt Warner draws God (or Jesus).

That's just weird.  Why does that even exist?  It's weird enough to happen, let alone for it to have been videotaped.  I thought for sure the picture would look more like Brett Favre.

I'm assuming it exists because if you can get a "celebrity" to praise Jesus more people are going to listen than if you or I do. The drawing was odd, but if it works, then good.
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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #333 on: January 6, 2009, 08:12 PM »
The three hours he spent shading Jesus' upper lip were mercifully edited out of the clip shown.

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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #334 on: January 8, 2009, 08:56 AM »
Dallas Cowboys released Adam Pacman Jones...  1 down, 50 more to go.

Now if I can just frame Wade and Tony No-Mo for giving TO a "Nancy Kerrigan" that will be 3 more out of the way.

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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #335 on: January 10, 2009, 10:46 AM »
Dallas Cowboys released Adam Pacman Jones...  1 down, 50 more to go.

Now if I can just frame Wade and Tony No-Mo for giving TO a "Nancy Kerrigan" that will be 3 more out of the way.

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You can send Terrell Owens over to the Giants, we'll take him right now.  I'd give him 3 years $25 million in a heartbeat.
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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #336 on: January 10, 2009, 02:48 PM »
On a different team where they'd cater to him for a year or two, I'd take him as well.  No question of his talent, but sometime during the two year mark, things seem to start to break down.  When his ability starts to fail with age, it will be ugly.
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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #337 on: January 10, 2009, 03:09 PM »
Dallas Cowboys released Adam Pacman Jones...  1 down, 50 more to go.

Now if I can just frame Wade and Tony No-Mo for giving TO a "Nancy Kerrigan" that will be 3 more out of the way.

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You can send Terrell Owens over to the Giants, we'll take him right now.  I'd give him 3 years $25 million in a heartbeat.

As a Giants fan....I never want to see TO in a Giants uniform.
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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #338 on: January 10, 2009, 03:58 PM »
As a Giants fan....I never want to see TO in a Giants uniform.

Enjoy your future losing seasons.  Who is Eli going to throw to next year?  I don't see Hixon and Toomer leading the team to another Super Bowl.
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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #339 on: January 10, 2009, 04:43 PM »
I think receivers will be available in the FA market and they'll go shopping...  I agree with Matt, from another perspective though, that I wouldn't want TO on my team...  Synergy is everything it's cracked up to be, and a guy tearing a team apart in the locker room, on the field, or on the sidelines, is a plague that'll eat up the best of teams.
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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #340 on: January 10, 2009, 05:09 PM »
As a Giants fan....I never want to see TO in a Giants uniform.


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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #341 on: January 10, 2009, 05:27 PM »
As a Giants fan....I never want to see TO in a Giants uniform.

Enjoy your future losing seasons.  Who is Eli going to throw to next year?  I don't see Hixon and Toomer leading the team to another Super Bowl.

There's also Boss and who know what rookies they'll get in the draft, not to mention Tyree will be back next year.  The Giants do not need TO.
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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #342 on: January 10, 2009, 08:26 PM »
As a Cowboy fan I don't want to see him in a Giant Uniform either.  He is productive on the field and has been Very low-key (for him at least) up until this season.  Until earlier this season he was no more a knucklehead than MOST #1 receivers.  But like somebody said...at about the 2 year mark he HAS to try to burn the building down.  I think he might just need a Hug or something. 

He needs to go to the AFC...they need some drama.

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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #343 on: January 10, 2009, 09:03 PM »
There's also Boss and who know what rookies they'll get in the draft, not to mention Tyree will be back next year.  The Giants do not need TO.

Boss, Tyree, Hixon, S. Smith, and Toomer...yikes.  I don't know of too many rookies who make an impact in their first year either. 

Good luck my friend - I hope you have a great defense and ground game.

I think receivers will be available in the FA market and they'll go shopping...  I agree with Matt, from another perspective though, that I wouldn't want TO on my team...  Synergy is everything it's cracked up to be, and a guy tearing a team apart in the locker room, on the field, or on the sidelines, is a plague that'll eat up the best of teams.

You act like he's the only player that ever disagrees with his teammates.  I'm sure there are plenty of disagreements and bad feelings on every team, but Owens is the one we constantly hear about in the media.  Would you rather have Steve Smith?  How many teammates has he sent to the hospital?  How about Vincent Jackson or one of a dozen other guys who will get busted drunk driving or using drugs? 

I'd take Owens on the Packers in a heartbeat.  The guy has a mouth, but at least he backs it up with his playing.  Most of the superstars at each position are big talkers - I guess I'd rather have that than someone with a big mouth who doesn't perform.

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Re: NFL Regular Season 2008
« Reply #344 on: January 10, 2009, 09:13 PM »
I'm surprised how many "experts" picked Atlanta to win today. They were only 4-4 on the road this year, and regardless of how good Matt Ryan was all season, he's still a rookie QB in the playoffs. Arizona isn't any good, but they play well at home and their crowd was really fired up. That's always a bonus.


Just an FYI - that team that isn't any good is looking like they may make it to the final four...  :-X
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