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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #855 on: March 25, 2013, 12:45 PM »
Super-strong jaws and super-weak skulls.  Normally you can't stab through the front of somebody's skull with a knife.  And if you stomp on a skull it doesn't split open like a watermelon.   And a shovel won't cut through one like butter.  Makes me wonder if the virus somehow reduces the bone density of the skull (while simultaneously increasing the bone density of fingers...).

I can't crush someone head closing a hatchback?  :(

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It was an awesome episode.  Glenn is such a romantic.  "Every kiss begins with Kay a pair of garden shears."

Zombie woman was none to happy about that.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #856 on: March 25, 2013, 01:31 PM »
I can't crush someone head closing a hatchback?  :(

Depends whether or not you're the Hulk.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #858 on: March 25, 2013, 11:58 PM »
my only complaint is that in the beginning of the episode the Merle compilation in the beginning gave it away that he was going to die

Other things that guarantee your death include increased dialogue and talking to Carol :D

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #859 on: March 26, 2013, 02:20 AM »
I think a lot of what occurs in the show should be posed to the gang at Mythbusters. :P

Good episode...  Really enjoyed all the episode's details...  All Merle, and all awesome. 

Preview for next week...  the music and the tone of the assault was interesting.  Looks like The Governor is indeed walking into something at the Prison, which is kind of expected for us I think. 

Even Lori's ghost pisses me off.  **** Lori.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #860 on: March 27, 2013, 03:49 PM »
**** Lori.

That's what Shane said.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #861 on: March 27, 2013, 07:56 PM »
And did...  She's a ho... For sho.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #862 on: March 27, 2013, 08:25 PM »
Lori and T-Dog's deaths were fakes and they are hiding in the prison, because they hooked up and didn't want anyone to know about it.  Lori loaded Carl's gun with blanks.

No one died this season, not even Merle. We flashback and see that Daryl killed some other zombie with a prosthetic arm that he imagined was Merle.

There were no living prisoners, either. They found 5 corpses in the cafeteria and Beth wrote stories about them interacting with Rick's group (turns out she's been chronicling events and what we've seen is her fictionalized account of the survivors' struggles).

Then Bobby Ewing steps out of the shower and discovers that JR is a zombie and Superman 3 and 4 never happened.

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« Reply #863 on: March 27, 2013, 09:40 PM »
and Superman 3 and 4 never happened.

I like that part best.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #864 on: March 28, 2013, 12:18 PM »
and Superman 3 and 4 never happened.

I like that part best.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #865 on: March 28, 2013, 04:19 PM »
Lori and T-Dog's deaths were fakes and they are hiding in the prison, because they hooked up and didn't want anyone to know about it.  Lori loaded Carl's gun with blanks.

No one died this season, not even Merle. We flashback and see that Daryl killed some other zombie with a prosthetic arm that he imagined was Merle.

There were no living prisoners, either. They found 5 corpses in the cafeteria and Beth wrote stories about them interacting with Rick's group (turns out she's been chronicling events and what we've seen is her fictionalized account of the survivors' struggles).

Then Bobby Ewing steps out of the shower and discovers that JR is a zombie and Superman 3 and 4 never happened.

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #866 on: March 28, 2013, 05:35 PM »
Makes me wish we had a +1 "like" count.
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #867 on: March 28, 2013, 11:07 PM »
It was an awesome episode.  Glenn is such a romantic.  "Every kiss begins with Kay a pair of garden shears."

LOL, I think that puts at least one or both Glenn and Maggie high on the next to die list. Can't have happily wedded bliss in the end times.
Most likely her dad and sister die, putting the wedding off

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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #868 on: March 29, 2013, 10:50 AM »
http://social.entertainment.msn.com/movies/blogs/blog--27-people-will-die-in-walking-dead-season-finale

27 deaths in this week's season finale?   :o

Give me Rick, Daryl, and Glenn, and anyone else can go. Although I'd like to see them keep Maggie just so we don't have to endure more Glenn-struggles-to-adjust stuff.

God, when Phillip gets it I am totally doing my best Tom Cruise couch-dance...
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Re: The Walking Dead
« Reply #869 on: March 29, 2013, 02:32 PM »
Wow!  That's one dead about every 2 minutes in a regular episode.