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Fake Screenplay ?
« on: August 6, 2003, 08:59 PM »
*** POSSIBLE SPOILER HYPERLINK ***

I was just visiting the website "Something Awful" and came across this article they had regarding a screenplay for EP3.  I am almost 98% sure that it's a complete fake, but nonetheless it was entertaining to read.  Click here to be taken there to read the 7 pages of this screenplay, before it's taken down from their website.

I can't wait to hear the responses about this one.   8)
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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #1 on: August 6, 2003, 09:06 PM »
Ha ha ha---NO.

How I want to kill that BLACK jedi...puh. FAAAAKE. And that screen scroll...I couldnt get passed the first sentences....

Thats terrible...Teeeerwwwwwible....

Thats right. I said Terwible...

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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #2 on: August 7, 2003, 02:25 AM »
i once found a spy who shagged me screenplay about a year and a half in advance of the movie accidentally...

reading about fat bastard, jerry springer and ivanna humpalot....
i took it as BS...

ends up about 70, maybe 80% of it was real...

now ain;t that the sh*t

so i am less skeptical with things since then

btw... that thing sucked..
« Last Edit: August 7, 2003, 02:26 AM by Dimetrodon »

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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #3 on: August 7, 2003, 10:12 AM »
That was a big, steaming crap sandwich.

I only got down to where Boba Fett is addessing the clones, and it was enough to convince me that the author of that screenplay doesn't even have a solid grasp of the English language.
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Re: Fake Screenplay.
« Reply #4 on: August 7, 2003, 10:36 AM »
I need to go wash my eyes, thank you.
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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #5 on: August 7, 2003, 10:46 AM »
Of course that's all complete BS.  I just thought it would be fun to share it with everyone here.

I thought one of the funniest parts was Han Solo talking to his "puppy" Chewbacca.  LMAO!
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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #6 on: August 7, 2003, 12:15 PM »
THat was something different to read.  

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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #7 on: August 7, 2003, 02:47 PM »
That's the worst script I've ever read...so I'm guessing it's real.  

That's probably George's final draft.  You should have seen the ones before, they had this lizard-man with big ears who crashed into everything, in every scene and saved everyone.  This is really good compared to that   ;)
He can't muck this one up! just kill'em all in a really cool way!

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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #8 on: August 7, 2003, 05:35 PM »
LMFAO!!!   ;D
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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2003, 03:36 PM »
The Yoda not realizing he was green and denying it made me laught.  That along with the fact that midichlorians are in your teeth and not your bloodstream.  

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Re: Fake Screenplay ?
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2003, 04:50 PM »
my best line is :
"OBIE WAN:  You got her pregnant? How?"  I really can't belive Obi (sorry that's Obie) really hasn't got a clue.
He can't muck this one up! just kill'em all in a really cool way!