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What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« on: August 7, 2003, 02:52 PM »
So, it looks like any celebrity in California is now running for Governer as the Uber-Scholar Gary Coleman  Has thrown his hat into the ring (along with Arnold and Larry Flynt)

Let's take bets on who will be next...

I'm grabbing


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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Grey Davis
« Reply #1 on: August 7, 2003, 02:56 PM »
Here's my vote for the moment...

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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Grey Davis
« Reply #2 on: August 7, 2003, 02:57 PM »
Gary Coleman?  If anyone is going to win that election out of the list I've seen so far,  it's going to be Arnold.  How can anyone seriously look at Gary Coleman as a Governeor?  Maybe it's just me... ;D

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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Grey Davis
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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Grey Davis
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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #5 on: August 7, 2003, 03:17 PM »


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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Grey Davis
« Reply #6 on: August 7, 2003, 03:31 PM »
I just cannot see Gary Coleman being a Governor... ::)

The governor's adopted son, perhaps.

How about:



And what's O.J. up to?



Is Paul Reubens a resident of California?



And Bert's registered in New York, so he's out:

Post sober.

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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #7 on: August 7, 2003, 03:39 PM »
I think you can only be a candidate if you haven't already died in a drug overdose, John.   :-*

It's been fun watching all this nonsense go down out here in Cali.  Besides Flynt, there's also a porn star on the ballot, who's really presenting some brilliant ideas on some very important issues, like:

- Getting to write off breast implants on your taxes.

- Encouraging and rewarding younger students for reading, by including nude pictures in all text books and novels.

Damn.  Several other great ones from her that I can't recall now...

Should be an entertaining run off though.  Go Ahnold!   8)

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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #8 on: August 7, 2003, 03:41 PM »
Unless people have found a way to come back from the dead that I don't know about, I don't think Dana Plato is in the running. ;)
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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #9 on: August 7, 2003, 03:45 PM »
- Getting to write off breast implants on your taxes.

You know, porn stars just have no creativity.  Jordan (the uber big breasted whore from England) had a similar idea when she ran for Parliment a few years ago.
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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #10 on: August 7, 2003, 03:56 PM »
I think there's like 41 people on board for the race...
It's funny... Good schtuff...

I say pick the porn the star. Imagine all the conserv's going ape over what she'd pull. Nude pics? That's nothing these days considering the fact that 12 year olds think oral sex is OK because it's not "sex"...  ::)

Still blows my mind (no pun intended)...

Of course I am kidding on the porn star...

In all seriousness I pick Dana Plato...  ;D
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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #11 on: August 7, 2003, 03:58 PM »
In all seriousness, I think, if Michael Savage runs, he will win the election. He has a firm political standpoint, and has inspired me in many ways. (One is to run as Town Supervisor after college.)

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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #12 on: August 7, 2003, 04:04 PM »
No, there's like 400 people that are running for governor--at least that's what I heard last night, anyway.

Lost in the midst of all this California drama, is the news that "talk show host" Jerry Springer has decided not to run for the Senate in Ohio.   :'(

Oh, and Dana Plato--she died in a trailer park right here in a suburb of Oklahoma City!  YEAH!  She went out almost as glamourously as Lee Greenwood and Fred "Rerun" Berry.

Phillip Drummond could not be reached for comment.

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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #13 on: August 7, 2003, 04:13 PM »
You forgot Marmaduke there Matty...

Chachi should run for President...Charles already was in Charge, once :-*

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Re: What you talkin' 'bout Gray Davis
« Reply #14 on: August 7, 2003, 04:20 PM »
You forgot Marmaduke there Matty...

Chachi should run for President...Charles already was in Charge, once :-*

I didn't "forget" Marmaduke, the same way that I didn't forget "funnyman" Dave Coulier (Cut-it-out!).  They deserved to die like the filthy cartoon dogs they were.