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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #15 on: March 12, 2004, 09:03 AM »
The Kaminonians (?) just pigured that here's a Jedi here to check on the progress of their work. no big deal i think. This is mind boggling. Who is the shape shifter?? Lord Tyrannus?? The shape shifter thought is awsome. And Darth Maul, a cloned DM, would be a great curve ball as far as twists go.  Or what about Mace Windu?? To me, there's something about him.......
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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #16 on: April 9, 2004, 01:33 PM »
The actual surprise is that Jar Jar Bings will be revealed as a sith.
Remember that :
- he came out of nowhere in ep. 1;
- it was never really cleared out why he was cast out of the gungan city;
- more importantly, he is the one who proposes emergency powers for palpatine in ep. 2 and provokes the creation of the clone army contrary to the will of padme, who is strongly against it.

My guess is either he was a sith from the beginning or he was replaced by a shapechanger between ep. 1 and 2.  

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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #17 on: April 9, 2004, 04:22 PM »
Either way, someone's smyting his ass.  ;D
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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #18 on: April 9, 2004, 10:43 PM »
  I hear that ! I never thought of Binks couse of how dumb he is....or is he ??!! hhmmmm..... Good point !
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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2004, 01:28 PM »
Bink sdoesn't have the reasoning skills to pull off stuff like this. ::)
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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #20 on: April 11, 2004, 02:39 PM »
*bangs head against wall*

Jar Jar is not a sith.

I can guarentee it.

An accidental pawn, yes.

Sith? No.

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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #21 on: April 11, 2004, 09:53 PM »
Ya, an accidental Padawan yes. The way i figure, anything can happen. Do i see him as a Sith lord, no. He's too ..aahh, what can i say he is...uumm DUMB !
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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2004, 03:05 PM »
Ya, an accidental Padawan yes. The way i figure, anything can happen. Do i see him as a Sith lord, no. He's too ..aahh, what can i say he is...uumm DUMB !
No, none of this padawan crap. He's just a dope to shift the blame.
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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2004, 11:54 PM »
 Totaly right. Remember how Mas ?? ( Blue dude w/ horns on his head on the councill by Palpatine in the Senate)  I forget his name but remember he was like to Palpatine,"If only Senator Amidala were here.." Palpatine agrees and you see Mas looking towards Jar Jar couse he is in her spot. So ya, he is definatly the fall guy for sure.
 There was one point in EPI where i actually thought Jar Jar was force sensative or Padawan bound couse of his luck in the Battle of Naboo. But he is nothing more than a dumb Gungan ! We can go on w/ this but i can't understand how Lucas has this character even in these movies?? His time in EPI is way too much. II, it's not bad. The scapegoat. What will come of III ???    
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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2004, 04:48 AM »
I really think Binks will be revealed as sith in ep.3. Remember what the Lucasfilm guys have been saying so far:

"Jar Jar's role is smaller than Ep II." - Rick McCallum
"Jar-Jar's role in Ep3 is not that important." - Pablo Hidalgo

Seems suspiciously affirmative to me...

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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2004, 09:33 AM »
No, just.............no.

If he turns out to be sith I'll go on a killing spree across the galaxy.

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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2004, 09:51 AM »
One one hand, if jarjar is just a dumass, it means that palpatine's rise to power and the creation of the clone army are just the result of an impredictable blunder.

On the other hand, if he is indeed a sith, it means that his presence at the senate in ep. 2 was engineered from the start with palpatine (ie : having padme go back to naboo early in ep. 2, etc.).

As ****** as it may be, I think having jarjar as the ultimate villain just makes sense. If not, why did he appear in ep. 2 at all ??

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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2004, 10:13 AM »
As a Gungun repsresentative.

I can see him being a total patsy, I can see Palpy using jedi/sith mind power to trick him or force him to give him power. I can also see that Palpy is a very good at politics and can get his way with out anyone being the wiser.

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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2004, 07:25 PM »
   I'll join you in this killing spree across the galaxy ! I'll even eat bantha poodo !!
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Re: Episode III's big surprise REVEALED!
« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2004, 07:28 PM »
Then it's official, if this happens, then the purge shall begin.