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Offline GrandMoffNick

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NFL Offseason 2014
« on: April 1, 2014, 08:54 AM »
If Washington really signs Desean Jackson, I just want to say that is going to be a fun car wreck to watch. And you deserve every part  of it Dan Snyder!
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #1 on: April 1, 2014, 11:54 AM »
I agree, it will be fun to watch all those rainbow-arcing downfield touchdowns he will be catching next year from RG3. Between him, Garcon, and Jordan Reed, that is going to be one dynamic passing offense.  ;D

Dan hasn't done anything to f this team up in quite awhile. You can thank the Shamahans for the car wreck that was last season.  The team now is a lot closer to 2012 than 2013.
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #2 on: May 9, 2014, 08:55 AM »
Damn you for not taking Johnny Football, Cowboys! That would have been one helluva entertaining train wreck to watch unfold.
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #3 on: May 9, 2014, 09:36 AM »
Maybe if they hadn't just given Romo a $100 million deal.
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #4 on: May 9, 2014, 09:39 AM »
Has anyone verified that Jerry Jones wasn't kidnapped?
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #5 on: May 9, 2014, 12:32 PM »
Quote from: GrandMoffNick on May  9, 2014, 09:39 AM
Has anyone verified that Jerry Jones wasn't kidnapped?

Jerry Jones was replaced by a cyborg 3 years ago.
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #6 on: May 9, 2014, 12:43 PM »
Quote from: Rob on May  9, 2014, 12:32 PM
Quote from: GrandMoffNick on May  9, 2014, 09:39 AM
Has anyone verified that Jerry Jones wasn't kidnapped?

Jerry Jones was replaced by a cyborg 3 years ago.

Why didn't they upgrade to a cyborg with good general managing skills?
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #7 on: May 9, 2014, 05:53 PM »
Quote from: GrandMoffNick on May  9, 2014, 12:43 PM
Quote from: Rob on May  9, 2014, 12:32 PM
Quote from: GrandMoffNick on May  9, 2014, 09:39 AM
Has anyone verified that Jerry Jones wasn't kidnapped?

Jerry Jones was replaced by a cyborg 3 years ago.

Why didn't they upgrade to a cyborg with good general managing skills?

Because that would have gone against the Cowboys code of wisely spending millions of dollars...
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #8 on: November 26, 2014, 07:08 AM »
Quote from: McMetal on April  1, 2014, 11:54 AM
I agree, it will be fun to watch all those rainbow-arcing downfield touchdowns he will be catching next year from RG3. Between him, Garcon, and Jordan Reed, that is going to be one dynamic passing offense.  ;D

Dan hasn't done anything to f this team up in quite awhile. You can thank the Shamahans for the car wreck that was last season.  The team now is a lot closer to 2012 than 2013.

This is douch-y but can't help myself......

Hahahahahahahahahaha.... nearly pissed my pants
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Re: NFL Offseason 2014
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2014, 10:28 AM »
Quote from: GrandMoffNick on November 26, 2014, 07:08 AM
Quote from: McMetal on April  1, 2014, 11:54 AM
I agree, it will be fun to watch all those rainbow-arcing downfield touchdowns he will be catching next year from RG3. Between him, Garcon, and Jordan Reed, that is going to be one dynamic passing offense.  ;D

Dan hasn't done anything to f this team up in quite awhile. You can thank the Shamahans for the car wreck that was last season.  The team now is a lot closer to 2012 than 2013.

This is douch-y but can't help myself......

Hahahahahahahahahaha.... nearly pissed my pants

Yeah, I guess I opened myself up for that one, fair enough. Hindsight is 20/20.

I maintain it is Gruden and that wretched O-line that is more to blame than anything, but Bob certainly didn't help himself when he was in there.

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