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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #120 on: August 22, 2005, 10:35 PM »
Didn't throw up, but got inebriated this weekend.

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #121 on: August 22, 2005, 10:37 PM »
Hmm..the last time I threw up was about 6 months ago.  There were a few times before that as well but I always thought I had the flu.  Come to find out it was my gallbladder.  Worshipping the porcelain god isn't something I relish doing.  They finally removed my gallbladder on March 28 of this year.  YES!!! I feel sooo much better and for some reason I have a lot more energy, too.

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #122 on: August 22, 2005, 11:58 PM »
I puked on Saturday night. I really'd rather not talk about it though...first time drinking. ;)

Let me guess-- beer before liquor, right?  ;)
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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #123 on: August 23, 2005, 12:01 AM »
There's this big party in my hometown in July called Gilbertville Days.

Well, every year, I end up puking. The combo of heat, cheap warm beer, and grilled cow parts eventually catches up with me around midnight I puke and puke HARD. Putting-out-a-fire hard. (And nothing smells worse than a fire that's been puked on.)

But after that, I'm good to go again, though I just drink then.
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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #124 on: August 23, 2005, 12:04 AM »
I don't think I've yakked since that day back in January.  Which is good because that was like a year of puking

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #125 on: August 23, 2005, 01:13 AM »
I puked on Saturday night. I really'd rather not talk about it though...first time drinking. ;)

Let me guess-- beer before liquor, right?  ;)

No...I had a few dino bites from the oven and then went from 2 to 14 shots in about 30 minutes.

It wasn't smart.

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #126 on: August 23, 2005, 01:29 AM »
...I had a few dino bites from the oven and then went from 2 to 14 shots in about 30 minutes.

It wasn't smart.

Oh my.  You must've been hating life after that.   :(

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #127 on: August 23, 2005, 01:32 AM »
Coke 0 and Rum had me dropping my pants and losing my wallet.

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #128 on: August 23, 2005, 03:58 AM »
...I had a few dino bites from the oven and then went from 2 to 14 shots in about 30 minutes.

It wasn't smart.

Oh my.  You must've been hating life after that.   :(

Well, to me, it felt like having a high fever. I puked early enough in the night, drank tons of water, and went to sleep early, so I didn't have that bad of a hang over, but yea. I'll never drink that much that fast again. Glad I found out at my friend's place rather than with Matt or someone else here in Orange County. :)

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #129 on: August 23, 2005, 08:34 AM »
My puking wasn't anything as fun as everyone else's.  The last time I puked was in March.  I got menengitis from a spinal tap and couldn't stop puking my guts out.  The only thing that stopped it was an IV of Phenegran in the ER (great stuff -- makes you loopy as h*ll 8)).   Before that the last time I puked was most of last year while I was pregnant with my baby girl.  Though the results were well worth the effort on that one :)

Back in the day we used to practice the art of beerlimia -- drink -- puke some of it -- and keep drinking.  Especially when it was $.25 draft night -- couldn't waste that opportunity!
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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #130 on: August 23, 2005, 09:54 AM »
be glad you're not this guy

As for me. . .the last time was sometime in January when a stomach bug ran through our whole family, one at a time.  Each us starting with the two year old, then the 4 y/o, then me, then wifey. . .24 hours of hurling each.  Four days of ick.

Time before that was after some bad IHOP.  I've never gotten so sick so fast.  From both ends. . .had to sit on the toilet and lean over the bathtub.  Simulcast.
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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #131 on: August 23, 2005, 01:40 PM »
Time before that was after some bad IHOP.  I've never gotten so sick so fast.  From both ends. . .had to sit on the toilet and lean over the bathtub.  Simulcast.

Colman has a term for that...I can't remember what it is though

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #132 on: August 23, 2005, 01:49 PM »
Colman has a term for that...I can't remember what it is though

I think it was this one...


I can feel your pain Derek, as I had a similar experience about 15 years ago in the U.C. Santa Barbara dorms my freshman year in college.  Only I brought my disgusting experience on myself, after a rather LONG night out on the town.  But you're right, what the hell do you do when you're blowing chunks in two opposite directions?!  You did the same thing as I did - you've gotta stay seated on the can, so the yakking portion of it's just gotta hit the stall wall and floor (in my case).  Not one of my most favorite life experiences...  But certainly one of my most memorable.   ::)

Folks around here call that the "Flyin' Hawaiian".

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #133 on: August 23, 2005, 01:54 PM »
AH, I see it was Ed that coined it the Flyin Hawaiian :P

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #134 on: August 23, 2005, 02:13 PM »
My best friend broke her nose doing the Flyin' Hawaiian.  :o  She had the trashcan between her knees, passed out and hit the bathtub on her way down.  Now this was a 38 year old woman with 3 teenaged kids.  I swear it was her and not me. 
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