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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #150 on: December 7, 2005, 10:48 PM »
How timely.

In my buisness, there is a grease trap below the sink. My drain kept backing up, so logic told me it was time to clean it. Once I cracked that monstrosity open, the smell hit me and I litteraly tripped over myself trying to get away. I got the heaves immediatley, but I fought them down.

The previous owner had not emptied it. Ever. The smell ate right through my 2 shirts I had covering my mouth and nose, and I just started flooding my mouth with bile and saliva, trying to work. My friend who was helping me was gagging.

What did me in was the sound of it splashing into the disposal container. It sounded just like some one ******** up a storm, and combined with everything, I just lost it and tossed right into the grease trap. That was bad times.

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #151 on: December 7, 2005, 10:52 PM »
PLease don't remind me......a few tears ago....virouses arent fun kids.
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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #152 on: December 8, 2005, 01:42 AM »
This thread reminded me...



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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #153 on: February 27, 2006, 01:25 PM »
when was the last time you woofed your cookies?

This morning, approximately 7:25am.
Tried to go to work anyway...

Then again at work, approximately 9:30am.
That was enough of work for the day...

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #154 on: February 27, 2006, 01:52 PM »
Thank god i'm not a puker. All my sickness exits from the other end  ::)... The last time I threw up had to be 3 years ago or so though I feel ungodly nauseas lately for some reason...

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #155 on: February 27, 2006, 05:53 PM »
Hmmm... maybe for me the last time was in December, something hit me like a brick wall.

Get better Jeff.   :)

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #156 on: February 27, 2006, 06:54 PM »
I can't barf because of a procedure they did on me to keep me from throwing up when I was 2 yeasrs old , I have the worse Acid reflux disease. :-[ :-\ :-X

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #157 on: February 28, 2006, 11:03 AM »
I think the last time I threw up was probably 4-5 years ago when I had some undercooked baked clams.  I spent that whole night convulsing, sweating and shaking.  Before that, perhaps 7 years ago, I ate a bad stir fry with chicken.  Vomited rice for hours after that one.  And the only other time I can remember was from a bad migraine before I learned to take Advil at the first warning sign.
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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #158 on: February 28, 2006, 04:29 PM »
About 2 weeks ago. I went to bed fine and well, then woke up at 11:30, walked to the bathroom, and promptly puked for about 5 minutes. Dinner that night was pasta shells and sausage, not a pretty sight.
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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #159 on: April 1, 2006, 08:58 PM »
Anyone have anything they'd like to share with the group?

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #160 on: April 1, 2006, 09:14 PM »
what your just looking for tossed cookie stories?

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #161 on: April 1, 2006, 09:26 PM »
Anyone have anything they'd like to share with the group?

Looks like Chunky McFly hurled after he was done "dancing."

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #162 on: April 1, 2006, 10:02 PM »
I haven't thrown up in several years. And I'm glad. I hate throwing up. It's one of my two biggest fears. The other fear is escalators.

I've been more into choking lately, though. Two or three years ago I choked on a LEGO piece, but gave myself the Himelick Manuever. (So, I saved my own life.)
And then a few month ago I was being chased by my brother. How does that lead to choking. Well, I had a handful of jumbo marshmallow in my mouth.
That was a bad mistake.

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #163 on: April 1, 2006, 11:56 PM »
St. Patrick's Day for me. Actually, it was the day after.
That was the first time I've ever puked so much that I had to flush the toilet TWICE to get it all down.

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Re: Last Time You Threw Up
« Reply #164 on: April 2, 2006, 01:15 PM »
That was the first time I've ever puked so much that I had to flush the toilet TWICE to get it all down.

 :-X  I think I'm going to yack now after reading that.