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Offline Ben

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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #15 on: June 7, 2004, 10:59 PM »
Elizabeth Taylor for a new generation.
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #16 on: June 7, 2004, 11:04 PM »
She's gotta be pregnant...why would he get divorced and they get married so fast?
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #17 on: June 8, 2004, 11:31 AM »
Top Ten Things Overheard At Jennifer Lopez's Wedding

10. Do you, Jennifer Lopez, take...I'm sorry, which one are you again?

9. We're gathered here today because Jennifer Lopez is apparently trying to break some sort of record

8. Her ass looked like the ass of a princess

7. You may now divorce the bride

6. Even the minister is rolling his eyes

5. I always cry at Jennifer Lopez's weddings

4. Wow, season one of 'Sanford and Son' on DVD! What a thoughtful gift, Dave!

3. This was fun - - see you at her next one

2. Hey, small world - - I'm a divorce lawyer, too

1. Honey, why does the cake read 'Ben'?
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #18 on: June 8, 2004, 01:58 PM »
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #19 on: June 8, 2004, 03:36 PM »
What makes you think this marriage with Anthony won't last? Seriously. I think he's 'the one'...

Seriously.
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #20 on: June 8, 2004, 10:26 PM »
Ha!

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Newlywed J-Lo Expecting Baby: Report
(AFP) - Singer-actress Jennifer Lopez is expecting a baby with new husband Grammy-winning salsa star Marc Anthony, it was reported. Anthony, meanwhile, is refusing even to say whether the couple got married at the weekend at Lopez's Hollywood home. A guest at the marriage told a source quoted by the New York Post that the curvaceous film star, who broke off her highly publicized engagement with film star Ben Affleck just a few months ago, was expecting. More...
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #21 on: June 9, 2004, 02:09 AM »
On Tough Crowd tonight, a great quote from one of the comics about J-Lo's woes...

"You've been compared to Elizabeth Taylor recently, and that's just not fair.  She made good movies"
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #22 on: June 9, 2004, 03:51 AM »
What do Jenifer Lopez (J-Ho) and Frodo have in common?
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They both can't hold on to a ring. :P
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #23 on: June 9, 2004, 06:58 PM »
Random thoughts:

- I've heard of "fifteen minutes of fame," but "fifteen minutes of J-Lo" is ridiculous.

- At this rate we'll all have been married to her by 2032.

- Nice religious girls are so hard to find these days.

- I can't help wonder if the baby's hers.

- Everyone needs a hobby.
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2004, 10:51 PM »
when my fiance and i broke up, it took me about 1 and 1/2 years to truthfully be over it. its good to see it took her 1 and 1/2 days to get over ben....bah why am i even posting on this topic
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Re: OK Who Had September 14th?
« Reply #25 on: June 13, 2004, 12:08 PM »
I give this untill 3 months after the tyke is born.

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