OK, I've been meaning to post this for a few days but it has completely been forgotten or blocked out
I usually enter the local Wal Marts through the Garden section because it is usually right by the toy aisle. It is an easy way to avoid the geriatric cart getter and the fat people in the scooters who take up the whole aisle
So as I was walking in last Wednesday as I exit the Garden center and ready my nose for the stench that is Wal-Mart's main showroom I am greeted by a dancing mechanical Santa Claus doing the twist and singing Jingle Bells.
I look at my watch September 17th, only 3 months
until Christmas! It is still SUMMER for cripes sakes! I do a head jerk and there are 3 aisles already set up for the big event. I just about lost it right there
Capitalism at its finest...kill me now, I cannot bear 12 more weeks of a dancing Santa Claus. It used to be Retailers waited until mid November, we have hit a new all time low in the pursuit of your money
Somewhere Baby Jesus is indeed crying