I posted this over at R-------m a few months ago, but, for whatever reason, it never went anywhere, so I'll give it another shot here:http://otto.homedns.org:8888/gijoe/
(Beware: Some language is unsafe for work, so you might want to turn the speakers down a little lower.)
Hey, kid! I'm a computer!
(Interesting Virex Trivia: I've never seen a full episode of the G.I. Joe cartoon, or any of the movie, for that matter. Same goes for Transformers.)
(I still think these things are hilarious, though.)