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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #15 on: December 4, 2003, 12:21 AM »
Thought of another horrible horrible song

Silent Night sung by the vocal phenom Stevie Nicks

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I wish it WAS a Silent Night if you were going to sing Stevie

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #16 on: December 4, 2003, 02:33 AM »
Good morning.

A Christmas song tnat realy scucks is: Wham - Last Christmas

A cool Christmas song is: Spinal Tap - Christmas with the Devil.

There is nothing satanic about the song, just pure Spinal Tap humor.

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #17 on: December 4, 2003, 10:36 AM »
That song...  Oh how I hate that song.

If you worked retail ever, you know the song I mean...  It's played constantly, especially in Penneys it seems.

that's exactly the problem i have... i work in retail, and from the monday before thanksgiving until the 2nd week of january  :o we have to listen to xmas music, non stop. all day. 12 hours. 7 days a week. argh....

that's why i forbid xmas music to be played in my house. if my mom comes over, she always tries to bring her cd's with her, but i always tell her that i'll allow her to play one after we listen to south park xmas... which she hates, so we don't listen to xmas music in my house  :)

and i guess you can say i also like trans siberian orchestra, i do have 2 cd's by them, but that's it. no more...

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #18 on: December 4, 2003, 07:56 PM »
and i guess you can say i also like trans siberian orchestra, i do have 2 cd's by them, but that's it. no more...

I have those TSO CDs as well.  Awesome stuff!  Christmas songs, with an edge...   8)

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #19 on: December 5, 2003, 10:34 AM »
One song that i can't stand are the animals signing christmas songs (cats and dogs).  
I usually work at a grocery store an have top listen to christmas songs throughout the month of December but this year we haven't had to hear the songs that they been playing since we are outside of the store without any speakers.  

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #20 on: December 7, 2003, 02:42 AM »
Ugh. I had to listen to the local country station while I took my grandmother Christmas shopping last week. (She doesn't drive.) Anyway, I was bashing my head into the steering wheel suffering these twits 'singing' Christmas songs. I felt so goddamn festive I could have puked.

It gets worse--my parents are giving my grandmother tix to a George Strait concert. It's in January, in Ames, IA. Guess who gets to take her there? Poor twisted me. Good god, mercy.
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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #21 on: December 7, 2003, 03:31 AM »
I've always had issues with "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer".

Yeah, I know.

"But it's funny!"

Yeah, funny if you're a dumb-ass with no taste.

 

I completely agree with you.  Hands down, that is THE dumbest Christmas song ever.    
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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #22 on: December 7, 2003, 10:52 AM »
You know between my wife and I we must have "heard" that song hundreds of times over the years, but we actually "listened" to it for the first time the other day.

WTF - they kill Grandma!  They actually kill a Grandmother in a Christmas song!

What kind of drunken fools write a song like that, even worse radio stations actually play the thing!

For songs I hate.. any Christmas song, once great, now butchered by either a country "singer", pop "star", or rap "artist"

Sinatra, Crosby and that genre.. now that is Christmas music!

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2003, 09:48 AM »
Cartoon Network has been playing Holiday Specials of years gone by every night for a while now, saw part of this the other night.  And then I thought Virex may be interested in adding this to his DVD collection



It was worse than the song itself if you can believe that
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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #24 on: December 18, 2003, 01:24 PM »


Dead grandmother?

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2003, 10:59 PM »
I have the hands down winner:

Kirstie Alley singing "Santa Baby" in that STUPID STUPID TV commercial they play every few minutes during sitcoms.

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #26 on: December 18, 2003, 11:44 PM »
How about the dog barking Jingle Bells...sort of cute the first time...mind numbingly horrible the second

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #27 on: December 18, 2003, 11:46 PM »
I have the hands down winner:

Kirstie Alley singing "Santa Baby" in that STUPID STUPID TV commercial they play every few minutes during sitcoms.



I still have a minor thing for Kirstie Alley.   :-\  

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #28 on: December 18, 2003, 11:48 PM »
Cheers Kirstie Alley or Pier One Kirstie Alley???

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Re: Christmas Songs that Suck
« Reply #29 on: December 18, 2003, 11:50 PM »
Cheers Kirstie Alley or Pier One Kirstie Alley???

Neither.

Look Who's Talking Kirstie Alley.   :o