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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #45 on: December 23, 2011, 12:53 PM »
Hey, it's not my fault your wife's unsatisfied.

You're slacking in what she's paying you for.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #49 on: December 23, 2012, 08:03 PM »
Even the Modern Seinfeld Twitter is celebrating!

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After a video of Festivus goes viral, a greeting card company attempts to co-opt the holiday. George's father goes to war with Hallmark.

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #50 on: December 24, 2012, 08:10 AM »
Bring on the feats of strength!

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #51 on: December 24, 2012, 03:57 PM »
Hai!  :D

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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #52 on: December 24, 2012, 04:10 PM »
I crushed an open soup can with my bare hands. Happy Festivus.
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #53 on: December 23, 2013, 09:44 AM »
Pabst Blue Ribbon Festivus Pole Erected In Florida State Capitol

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Of all the lasting legacies that Seinfeld has given us, Festivus, the fake Christmas substitute holiday created by Frank Costanza, may be the most enduring. Recall fondly, if you will, the highlights of Mr. Costanza’s beautiful holiday: a pole, the airing of grievances, and the feats of strength.

Seinfeld may be long gone, but Festivus lives on, at least in the state of Florida, where a six-foot Festivus Pole made out of Pabst Blue Ribbon cans has been erected in the state Capitol building in Tallahassee, according to NPR.

Artist/protester/drinker of cheap beer Chaz Stevens constructed the Festivus Pole to protest the lack of separation between church and state after seeing a Nativity scene at the Capitol building.

Not sure whether or not Stevens is planning on challenging his state representatives in a feats of strength wrestling match.


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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #54 on: December 23, 2013, 09:58 AM »
Happy Festivus Matt and to everyone else out there...just looking through this thread, remember when you died?  Yeah, me either :-[

If my friend were still alive.  He would have had a healthy bump of this thread.  Since he's dead, I'm going to bump it in his memory

Happy Festivus Everyone, especially you, Matty Burchall.  I Love You and Miss You :'(



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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
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Re: A Festivus, for the rest of us!
« Reply #56 on: December 23, 2013, 12:40 PM »
I'VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE