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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1185 on: April 1, 2005, 04:25 PM »
Alessandra Ambrosio.


Woah. She is damn fine. Where is she from? (other than Heaven ;))
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1186 on: April 1, 2005, 04:31 PM »
Shes from Brazil, fashion model.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1187 on: April 1, 2005, 05:46 PM »
Why does South America give us the hottest models?

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1188 on: April 1, 2005, 08:00 PM »
ya know my only problem with Alessanda Ambrosio is that sometimes it looks like she has a very thin mustache in the right lighting. it's gives me the willies. :P

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« Reply #1189 on: April 1, 2005, 08:13 PM »
ya know my only problem with Alessanda Ambrosio is that sometimes it looks like she has a very thin mustache in the right lighting. it's gives me the willies. :P

Reminds me of last weekend.

Me and my friends were in this dive called Shad's Place. There's this slutty older lady (or so we thought) in a really short dress hitting on like every dude there, except me. She was all over my buddy Dan. Anyway, this other lady started getting pissed that this lady was hitting on all the dudes, so she bitch-slapped her. She fell to the floor, and her dress hiked up enough to see she had a package that would put us to shame.

So we left then. Not before all the guys he/she'd been around went out back to puke and wash their hands.

Moral of the story. Check such things first. Yeah, you may offend some, but it's almost necessary sometimes.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1190 on: April 1, 2005, 08:24 PM »
oh my gawd, that is one disgusting story!! you are so lucky to have gotten out of that unscathed.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1191 on: April 1, 2005, 08:48 PM »
This should help you feel a bit better, she's all woman and all hot! ;D



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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1192 on: April 1, 2005, 11:11 PM »
She needs to come live with me. All the pizza and beer I ingest will put some meat on her bones.

Heh, I said meat and bone in the same sentence.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1193 on: April 2, 2005, 03:05 AM »
In honor of Sin City (where you see CONSIDERABLY more of her),

Carla Gugino



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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1194 on: April 2, 2005, 03:09 PM »


Reminds me of last weekend.

Me and my friends were in this dive called Shad's Place. There's this slutty older lady (or so we thought) in a really short dress hitting on like every dude there, except me. She was all over my buddy Dan. Anyway, this other lady started getting pissed that this lady was hitting on all the dudes, so she bitch-slapped her. She fell to the floor, and her dress hiked up enough to see she had a package that would put us to shame.

So we left then. Not before all the guys he/she'd been around went out back to puke and wash their hands.

Moral of the story. Check such things first. Yeah, you may offend some, but it's almost necessary sometimes.

If I was your friend I would have beat the **** out of that dude/lady. Hardcore too.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1195 on: April 2, 2005, 05:09 PM »
He was too busy puking, and been using mouthwash regularly now. First thing we did after we left was hit Wal-Mart for mouthwash. :)
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« Reply #1196 on: April 2, 2005, 05:52 PM »
He was too busy puking, and been using mouthwash regularly now. First thing we did after we left was hit Wal-Mart for mouthwash. :)

Screw that. I think the cops would let me off if I beat him/her with a stool.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1197 on: April 3, 2005, 01:08 AM »
In honor of Sin City (where you see CONSIDERABLY more of her),

Carla Gugino





Wasn't she the chick in Son in Law???
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1198 on: April 3, 2005, 01:20 AM »
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What ever happened to Pauly Shore anyways??

Pauly Shore Is Dead.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #1199 on: April 3, 2005, 05:39 AM »
More of Adriana Lima.   :o