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Offline Jesse James

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2175 on: February 1, 2006, 05:11 AM »
I met Carrot Top at Station Square in Pittsburgh once Bill, he was eating Lunch and I was just down that way to meet someone for lunch...  I was sorta in shock at the hair and wasn't sure it was him because of his size...  Never imagined him being that big, but he looked up at me and nodded because I was kinda staring at him to see if it really was him, and clear as day I saw his face of course and he is indeed that big.  This was years ago too and he was a big mofo.... 

If you look like that though, ya gotta imagine that he has to be able to kick some serious ass...  Otherwise his would be kicked routinely, ya know?
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2176 on: February 1, 2006, 06:52 AM »
Okay let's put this carrot top thing to bed now guys, it's starting to be a real boner killer in this thread.

Now, back to the chicks.


Not the prettiest face in the world, but a slammin' body for sure:

If you vote for me all of your wildest dreams will come true.  Thank you.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2177 on: February 1, 2006, 06:56 AM »
Wow, that giraffe has nice boobies!  ;D

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2178 on: February 1, 2006, 08:15 AM »
Someone had to make a Shannon Elizabeth contribution:



Yes ... a Shannon contribution was needed ... and may I say that you made a very fine choice for said contribution.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2179 on: February 1, 2006, 08:43 AM »
Wow, that giraffe has nice boobies!  ;D

Dammit. . .you made my secretary come to see what I was laughing so hard at. 

I can't believe Shannon Eliz. was left out either!!  She's been on of my favorites since American Pie. . .



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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2180 on: February 1, 2006, 08:49 AM »
She makes me feel like dancing naked in front of my computer.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2181 on: February 1, 2006, 04:16 PM »
She makes me feel like dancing naked in front of my computer.

Please don't.  Thanks.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2182 on: February 1, 2006, 06:19 PM »
She makes me feel like dancing naked in front of my computer.

Sheesh, speaking of boner killers.   :P
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2183 on: February 2, 2006, 01:48 PM »
Have the new pics of my man CT made it over here yet?

Yes, the raging red is distrubing.

Are those doctored photos? If so, they're very convincing. I've never seen a better head transplant. But I can't imagine CarrotTop becoming a body builder. Or is it someone who just looks like him?

Actually, looking at his web site it does look like he has those guns, now. Hard to believe...

I think it's him - he's always had a nice build...


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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2184 on: February 3, 2006, 01:01 AM »


I think it's him - he's always had a nice build...




You know how I know you're gay?

You dig Carrot Top's build.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2185 on: February 3, 2006, 03:27 AM »
She makes me feel like dancing naked in front of my computer.

Please don't.  Thanks.
 ;)

Too late.   :-\

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She makes me feel like dancing naked in front of my computer.

Sheesh, speaking of boner killers.   :P

For you I hope, but for me it's lookin' just fine.   :-X
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2186 on: February 3, 2006, 05:23 AM »
The last exhibit is up.  It's one you'll recognize.   :)

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2187 on: February 3, 2006, 11:42 AM »
If we're still on Lohan (and boy I wish I was, Ba dum bum.)

http://lohanfacial.ytmnd.com

Safe for work, Safe for british school kids, it's not the type of facial you're thinking of.  (Dale you pervert)

well that's odd, who knew...

too bad the address is deceiving :P

Yeah, that address had me thinkin' very naughty thoughts... oh man was I disappointed...  :-[
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2188 on: February 3, 2006, 01:44 PM »
Nicoleta Luciu from Romania:






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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #2189 on: February 4, 2006, 04:56 AM »
Romanians.

I love your people.