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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4965 on: April 23, 2012, 11:02 PM »
My wife recently got a subscription to People...ironically, I recently became infatuated with Katy Perry


Did anyone know that Katy Perry is coming out with  new "concert/my life" movie...which will be in 3DD
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4966 on: April 23, 2012, 11:36 PM »
Only 3?  That looks like there'd be at least a 8 added to that 3DD.

And with that photo, I'm sure there's a Ralph Wiggum quote that could be inserted for sexual inuendo fun.  I just can't think of it because all the blood's rushing away from my brain at the moment.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4967 on: April 24, 2012, 12:05 AM »
38DD Trailer

I almost let out a squeal when they showed waterpark scenes
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4968 on: April 24, 2012, 01:32 AM »
It's like Shakira's hanging onto my frontal lobe for dear life, while Katy Perry moves her stuff in.  Fantastic.  Shakira's ass shaking around has a space in there permanently too though.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4969 on: April 24, 2012, 07:39 AM »
Those hips don't lie.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4971 on: May 4, 2012, 12:45 AM »
humbba aabbba whaaba hum.....  uh...  fumba.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4972 on: May 4, 2012, 02:03 AM »
I was masturbating to Kate Upton before it was cool to masturbate to Kate Upton.

<--The Masturbating Hipster
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4973 on: May 5, 2012, 02:39 AM »
I was masturbating to Kate Upton before it was cool to masturbate to Kate Upton.

<--The Masturbating Hipster

When she was 12?

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4974 on: May 5, 2012, 09:24 AM »
As the world's biggest Kate Upton Masturbator...you probably already saw this?

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/05/kate-upton-had-out-takes/

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4975 on: May 5, 2012, 10:34 AM »
As the world's biggest Kate Upton Masturbator...you probably already saw this?

http://www.wwtdd.com/2012/05/kate-upton-had-out-takes/

Yeah, I guess, but I don't masturbate to Kate anymore, she's too mainstream.

There's this new chick I'm masturbating to.  I'd tell you her name but you probably haven't heard of her yet.

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4976 on: May 15, 2012, 09:18 AM »
For Name..................

http://www.flickr.com/photos/78642870@N06/

(My photobucket seems to be taking a long, laborous dump lately - sorry for linking................)
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4977 on: May 17, 2012, 03:38 AM »
As we explore all manner of unseemly web content, I submit http://eyebleach.com/ for all those unexpected atrocities. A useful link to have on hand in case of emergencies.

P.S. If you happen to come across anything not allowed at JD there, let me know and I'll remove the link.   :)

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4978 on: May 17, 2012, 08:01 AM »
As we explore all manner of unseemly web content, I submit http://eyebleach.com/ for all those unexpected atrocities.

I had to stop watching, otherwise I would never get to work today...
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4979 on: May 17, 2012, 08:46 AM »
As we explore all manner of unseemly web content, I submit http://eyebleach.com/ for all those unexpected atrocities.

I had to stop watching, otherwise I would never get to work today...

Not bad, but they need a picture advance option.  Some of those photos do more harm than good.   :-\
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