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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4980 on: May 17, 2012, 04:57 PM »
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4981 on: May 18, 2012, 03:51 AM »
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4982 on: May 18, 2012, 07:41 AM »
Friday Bonus Round...

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4983 on: May 18, 2012, 10:56 AM »
Emphasis on "round."   8)

Still not a fan of fake plastic or extreme Photoshop airbrushing...
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4984 on: May 18, 2012, 01:27 PM »
Emphasis on "round."   8)

Still not a fan of fake plastic or extreme Photoshop airbrushing...

Yeah, we get it.  If it isn't Halle Berry or a cell phone photo of some really flat chick, you're not interested. 

Stop being a killjoy. 



I caught that vampire movie she was in a while back... part of here are poorly executed fakes.   :P

I know she doesn't eat everything she cooks.  And she had a kid a year or two ago, the results of which I think you're noticing.


The rest of her is fake.

And that always bothers you.

They could pass for twins, with Shendelle wearing a personal flotation device.

She looks like Ann Coulter with giant, fake boobs.



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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4985 on: May 18, 2012, 01:34 PM »
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- Skin is too photoshopped
- Nails are two different colors
- Bikini top doesn't fully cover boobs
- Left boob is sweatier than the right
- Hair very messy and not combed properly

2/10, would not bang

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4986 on: May 18, 2012, 01:38 PM »

- Skin is too photoshopped
- Nails are two different colors
- Bikini top doesn't fully cover boobs
- Left boob is sweatier than the right
- Hair very messy and not combed properly

2/10, would not bang

LOL!  Nice.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4987 on: May 18, 2012, 02:39 PM »
On a serious note, I can't stand over airbrushed photos. When it is obvious it is really distracting and and not flattering for the models in the pictures.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4988 on: May 18, 2012, 03:05 PM »
On a serious note, I can't stand over airbrushed photos. When it is obvious it is really distracting and and not flattering for the models in the pictures.

Yeah, it is possible to overdue it.  I'd have to judge that picture by picture though ...I'm usually a little more concerned with the content.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4989 on: May 18, 2012, 04:37 PM »
Yeah, we get it.  If it isn't Halle Berry or a cell phone photo of some really flat chick, you're not interested. 

Stop being a killjoy.

You disproved your own post with the quotes you cited... in particular my post about Giada De Laurentiis, who is neither Halle Berry nor some really flat chick.   :P

Big fan of ScarJo as well...

Just not a fan of fake-ass plastic models.

PS:  In my Netflix queue:

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4990 on: May 18, 2012, 05:50 PM »
I'm not aiming to prove or disprove anything.  I looked at a lot of your posts as I was scanning back through the thread and I just commented on the general disposition of your commentary and contributions.  You have listed one or two women that I would agree with, but your track record is well below .500 IMO Bill.

The point is that you don't need to remind everyone that you don't like fake boobs or say something derogatory every time someone posts a girl that you don't like.  I personally find most of the girls you post to be downright unattractive...average at best, but I don't feel the need to constantly call it out.  Hence my calling you a killjoy.  Capeesh?
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4991 on: May 18, 2012, 06:29 PM »
Last I checked I can remind everyone of anything I choose whenever I feel like it as long as I follow the posting guidelines.  And hey - I feel like it.  If you're going to try to call me out, please support your argument with evidence that doesn't contradict itself.  I don't appreciate being accused of things that are not true.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4992 on: May 18, 2012, 07:02 PM »
Wow, you're sensitive.  I was just suggesting that you could perhaps take a break from bashing every woman youre not a fan of in this thread. Not everyone has the same tastes in women.  You certainly have every right to keep on posting whatever you like Bill.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4993 on: May 18, 2012, 07:05 PM »
RS... this thread... geeesh...  :P

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #4994 on: May 18, 2012, 07:21 PM »
Wow, you're sensitive.  I was just suggesting that you could perhaps take a break from bashing every woman youre not a fan of in this thread.

That's just it.  I don't.  I only bash the ones that I find particularly artificial and unappealing.  And only occasionally.  I don't appreciate being characterized as if I'm on some constant vendetta.  In fact - I haven't posted a single negative comment in this thread since March 2011.  I think a yearly gripe is entirely above criticism.
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