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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #735 on: May 25, 2004, 08:27 AM »
Damn you guys--damn you straight to hell.

I've been secretly holding out on posting anything to do with Lindsay Lohan until she turns 18 in July, but you bastards beat me to it.

With that said:



The Greatest SNL Skit of All Time



Double hotties.

Time to go tame my dragon.

I creep myself out sometimes.

« Last Edit: May 25, 2004, 08:31 AM by Virex »

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #736 on: May 25, 2004, 10:01 AM »
I'm a little creeped out too but holy crap, anyone for a recast of Hermione???

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #737 on: May 25, 2004, 11:03 AM »
You can view said sketch here,over and over and over again

http://www.ubersite.com/m/32366

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #738 on: May 25, 2004, 11:18 AM »
LL is fine though I admit to surprise that Virex would have had any sort of restraint at all.  Just tell me you don't have an Olsen twins watch going on too.  
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #739 on: May 25, 2004, 11:20 AM »
LL is fine though I admit to surprise that Virex would have had any sort of restraint at all.  Just tell me you don't have an Olsen twins watch going on too.  
I find nothing in the Olsen twins myself, they seem like little zombies for some reason, they kind of freak me out actually

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #740 on: May 25, 2004, 11:21 AM »
That video make me nervous & sweaty!  ;D

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #741 on: May 25, 2004, 11:35 AM »
There is a special surprise at the end of this movie I made just for Virex

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #742 on: May 25, 2004, 11:52 AM »
Nervous and Sweaty Indeed

BTW...here are my top 5 Hotties

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Shania Twain (Faith Hill wishes)
3. Natalie Portman
4. Angie Harmon (formerly of Law and Order)
5. Old School Anna Nicole Smith...not the bloated freak she has become
6. Elizabeth Taylor
7. Sofia Loren
8. Marilyn
9. Debra Messing
10. Elaine
11. Natalie Merchant
12. Dana Scully
13. Kate Winslet
14. Cate Blanchett
15. Melissa Stark
16. She-Hulk
17. Brenda Warner  
18. Jillian Barberie
19. Lauren Holly
20. Lynda Carter
21. Lara Flynn Boyle (for Virex)
22. Drew Barrymore
23. Petra Verkaik
24. Veronica Zemanova
25. Ronald McDonald
26. Keira Knightly
27. Cartoon Velma
28. Julie Bowen
29. Punky Brewster
30. Elisabeth Shue (Karate Kid)
31. Stephanie Seymour
32. Bernadette Peters
33. Tawnja Zahradka (Local Cable Access Hottie)
34. Christine Anu  (From a Wiggles Video)
35. Arab Woman in a burka
36. Uma Thurman
37. Anne Hathaway
38. Kate Beckinsale
39. Liz Hurley
40. Tina Fey
« Last Edit: May 25, 2004, 11:54 AM by OCB »

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #743 on: May 25, 2004, 12:02 PM »
      ;D   :-*

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #744 on: May 25, 2004, 12:19 PM »
Nervous and Sweaty Indeed

BTW...here are my top 5 Hotties


25. Ronald McDonald
35. Arab Woman in a burka


Outside of your innate inability to count, these scare me.  Also a surprising lack of porn stars.  
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #745 on: May 25, 2004, 09:06 PM »
Yehaw partners!

Lohan isn't that pretty really...that's turnoff IMO...wow that sounded kinda emm, yeah.
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #746 on: May 27, 2004, 11:02 AM »
For Virex.  ;)







Me thinks you may want to check out this Pop video of her singing I'm not twenty!

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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #747 on: May 27, 2004, 04:31 PM »
That Potter sketch got me too looking for more on her, I then read up on the whole real/fake thing.  I think they are real and they're spectacular
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #748 on: May 27, 2004, 04:35 PM »
I'm off to tame my dragon ;D
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Re: Top 5 Hotties
« Reply #749 on: May 27, 2004, 11:02 PM »
That Potter sketch got me too looking for more on her, I then read up on the whole real/fake thing.  I think they are real and they're spectacular

I always find these discussions to be hilarious.  Hell, she's 17, they couldn't just happen to grow at that age, could they?  What a petty, bitter land Hollywood is.  

That said, I'll always marvel at the time I spent in San Diego, where gravity has no effect. :o
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