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Offline Mainland05

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #15 on: January 6, 2004, 02:06 PM »
Personally i dont want to offend anybody but i hated :

Seabiscuit - could not stand that movie at all!!

Freddy Vs. Jason - Dumb, stupid, i guess we will see how dumb the new "Michael Myers Vs. Pinhead" does.  It is due out in Fall 2004.  

And the movie i hated the most was : Daredevil c'mon they could of done so much better if someone else played Matt other then Bennifer!!
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #16 on: January 6, 2004, 02:14 PM »
Nothing any of you have listed yet even compares to the terrible, slow, grating tedium of "The Lost Highway".  I am a big David Lynch fan, and I would normally find some silver lining to anything he did, but this movie is inexcuseable.  I dare, dare, DARE you to rent "The Lost Highway" and sit through it, and then I dare you to tell me you liked it, and then I beg you to explain to me why.

If you truly stand behind your choice of worst movie, you will accept my challenge.

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #17 on: January 6, 2004, 02:33 PM »
Freddy Vs. Jason - Dumb, stupid, i guess we will see how dumb the new "Michael Myers Vs. Pinhead" does.  It is due out in Fall 2004.  

I think FvJ was much better than some of the previous chapters of either saga. Care to explain more of why you didnt like the film?

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #18 on: January 9, 2004, 02:31 AM »
Wing Commander. Utter crap.

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #19 on: January 9, 2004, 03:23 PM »
I was watching Killer Clowns From Outer Space the other night on cable.  Pretty bad, but so outrageously bad and low-budget that it was almost funny to watch!  I'd guess this is one of those "cult classic" sci-fi films that is so totally ridiculous that it's actually entertaining to many people though.

I wonder if this film was up for an Oscar for costume design back when it first came out?   :P

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #20 on: January 9, 2004, 06:21 PM »
1 hour photo - had the potential to be great, but i think if i went to walmart and followed an employee around I would have the same affect. So BORING.

duets - a movie about karaoke- why
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #21 on: January 9, 2004, 06:30 PM »
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!?!?!

NOBODY SAID GIGLI!!!!?????????????

That was by far the worst film ever made, let alone Bennifer letting us watch them ogle each other.

and Flash Gordon ROCKS!  The highest form of camp ever filmed! (even higher than Sgt. Pepper or the first Batman film back in the 60s
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #22 on: January 9, 2004, 06:36 PM »
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!?!?!

NOBODY SAID GIGLI!!!!?????????????

Oops!  Definite collective brainfart on that one!  But that's probably because none of us actually watched it.  Granted, I've heard enough about it to know that it definitely ranks as one of the worst movies of all time...  I've NEVER seen a movie get bashed to death like that one did - by EVERYONE.

Did you actually see it?!   :o

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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #23 on: January 9, 2004, 11:30 PM »
Solaris, with George Clooney.  I will never seen another movie with him until I get the 2 hours of my life back that he owes me
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #24 on: January 10, 2004, 12:02 PM »
Thanks, but no...I did not submit myself to Gigli... I try to scope out movies three ways
1) word of mouth - all bad on this one
2) critic's reviews - (although I don't usually believe critics, they were 100% in agreement on this one)
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3) stars on late night - Ben had nothing good to say about the movie and Jen wouldn't even shill it

all adds up to high suckage factor on Gigli!  :P ::)
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Re: The Worst Movie Ever
« Reply #25 on: January 10, 2004, 08:56 PM »
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Why did I rent that for my sister, and then proceed to watch all of it?
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