Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...

[Deanpaul]

Ooops. Sorry guys, after posting about my situation I wasn't able to get online for the week, I was helping my girlfriend move out of her appartment and didn't have time to come back online to update yall.

They made your girlfrind move out because of what you did to their bathroom? Tough crowd! Harsh!

[Angry Ewok]

 

[Deanpaul]

Are you frowning at me, or are you trying to "work something out"?

[Deanpaul]

Because I care about your health:

http://webcenter.health.webmd.netscape.com/content/article/13/1674_52647.htm?DEST=WebMD_contentSRC_nsmain

Read, weep, and follow the directions.

[Xander]

Addendum:

Studies show that in bathrooms containing multiple stalls, the stalls closest to the sinks and door are the least used, while the stalls furthest away are the most used.  So it may wise to choose those that have seen the least amount of action.

[Nicklab]

UNCLE TED

Definition:  A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.
Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting
on the pot.  An UNCLE TED makes it difficult to relax while
on the crapper, as you should always wait to drop your load when
the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other
bathroom attendees.

We have a variation on an Uncle Ted at work.  The variation on it is even worse, in a way.  This guy doesn't hang out in the bathroom.  No, he makes it even worse by hanging around for WAY too long in the locker room for our gym.  CREEPY.

[JediMAC]

Thought it'd be a good time to bump this oldie but goodie back up...   

[JesseVader08]

Holy ****, I've got some serious reading to do here.   

[Ryan]

That is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time! Absolutely priceless!

[Lady Jaye]

Ok you guys have nothing to complain about, nothing at all. You don't have women in your bathrooms taking like an hour to put on make up while you are in there just sweatin it out trying to hold it in until they leave!!!!

Oh and is there a name for the people that decide to start a friggin conversation in the bathroom?? WTF is that all about?

Oh and is there a name for those people that make cell phone calls in the bathroom??? Again while someone is in the stall

[Famine]

Ok you guys have nothing to complain about, nothing at all. You don't have women in your bathrooms taking like an hour to put on make up while you are in there just sweatin it out trying to hold it in until they leave!!!!

Oh and is there a name for the people that decide to start a friggin conversation in the bathroom?? WTF is that all about?

Oh and is there a name for those people that make cell phone calls in the bathroom??? Again while someone is in the stall

Collectivley, I like to call these people "********" just because, well, thats what they are. I hate when people try to talk to me when I'm in the John.

Kevin

[Ryan]

Oh and is there a name for the people that decide to start a friggin conversation in the bathroom?? WTF is that all about?

Oh and is there a name for those people that make cell phone calls in the bathroom??? Again while someone is in the stall

That is so annoying and incredibly akward! Why would you talk to someone on the phone on the toilet? What is you had an escapee or Watermelon? The person on the other end should have to hear you poop.

[The Collector]

Nope.  Not here, thanks! - M 

[Lady Jaye]

Thanks JMac!!!! Right back at ya! 

[Jagdohh_Fett]

Oh and is there a name for the people that decide to start a friggin conversation in the bathroom?? WTF is that all about?

Makes me feel awkward.