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Offline Commander Cody

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #60 on: April 1, 2005, 12:21 AM »
This is a good guide. Very funny.

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #61 on: April 1, 2005, 05:40 AM »
Thought it'd be a good time to bump this oldie but goodie back up...   :P
I remember this. It's a great guide...I was at Target a few weeks ago and remember thinking "What's this Uncle Ted still doing here?" :)

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #62 on: January 25, 2006, 09:18 PM »
Any new interesting scatalogical stories anyone would like to share?
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #63 on: January 26, 2006, 01:15 AM »
Any new interesting scatalogical stories anyone would like to share?

Thats just not right.  ;D
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #64 on: January 26, 2006, 02:25 AM »
What's so just not right about it?
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #65 on: January 26, 2006, 11:53 AM »
That was funny!!!

but no mention of the smell when you first walk in.  Bleh!!! :-X
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #66 on: January 26, 2006, 12:03 PM »
Funny. . .I just returned from a workplace poo.
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #67 on: January 26, 2006, 12:21 PM »
What's so just not right about it?


"Scatalogical" was used as a pun for a particular fetish.  A groan-inducing pun...
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #68 on: January 26, 2006, 12:37 PM »
That was funny!!!

but no mention of the smell when you first walk in.  Bleh!!! :-X

I coined a sniglet for that.

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An injury to the cervical spine caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or sideways as a reaction to smelling an offensive odor.
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #69 on: January 26, 2006, 01:20 PM »
That was funny!!!

but no mention of the smell when you first walk in.  Bleh!!! :-X

I coined a sniglet for that.

"Whifflash" n.

An injury to the cervical spine caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or sideways as a reaction to smelling an offensive odor.

HAHHAHAHAHA That's funny. I have the upper hand in the workplace dumping as i'm usually working with all women. A potty all to my own though I seldom go at work. My body has trained itself and I usually don't get the urge til i'm right around the corner from home. Then its right in the house and straight to the can. Never fails...  ;D

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #70 on: January 26, 2006, 01:23 PM »
"Whifflash" n.

An injury to the cervical spine caused by an abrupt jerking motion of the head, either backward or sideways as a reaction to smelling an offensive odor.

Does Worker's Compensation / Employment Insurance cover that?

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #71 on: January 26, 2006, 07:55 PM »
What's so just not right about it?


"Scatalogical" was used as a pun for a particular fetish.  A groan-inducing pun...

That's why it wasn't right.  ;D
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #72 on: January 26, 2006, 08:38 PM »
Call me daft, but I still don't get it.  Is "scatalogical" not the proper term for discussing things of this nature?  You know, pooping, farting, peeing, puking, and "steamers" (wink, wink)?

I just don't see the punny.  You guys are going to have to help me through this one.
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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #73 on: January 26, 2006, 10:37 PM »
Call me daft, but I still don't get it.  Is "scatalogical" not the proper term for discussing things of this nature?  You know, pooping, farting, peeing, puking, and "steamers" (wink, wink)?

I just don't see the punny.  You guys are going to have to help me through this one.

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Re: Survival Guide for Taking a Dump at Work...
« Reply #74 on: January 26, 2006, 10:49 PM »
Ah.

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Coprophilia, also known as fecophilia, is a paraphilia consisting of the condition of feeling sexual excitement focused on feces, sometimes in conjunction with infantilism.

Alternative terms include scat fetishism, japscat and scat play, which share a root with the scientific and literary term scatology.

I think I'm beginning to understand.  I'm familiar with the term "fecophilia," (very familiar) but I've just never associated "scat" with anything else besides this guy:



What can I say, I'm a little slow on the uptake.

Thanks, Ryan.


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