jjks takes a stab at what his pal Virex really looks like

[jjks]

I've decided to start a new game where I attempt to post an actual picture of my favorite guy from Oklahoma, Matty B. I'm enlisting Google to help my search of putting a face to a name, and figure if I search "Matt/Oklahoma" enough, I'll get lucky and find my man crush.


My first submission...




Is that you Mr. Bojangles?

[JediMAC]

Boy, I don't know if this thread has to go any further, 'cause I think you just might have nailed it on your first guess there J!  That's real close to the visual image of Virex that I've always had pictured in my head anyway...

Gotta go watch the end of the Lakers game, but I'll see if I can chime in later today with another guess or two!  Stay tuned for continuing coverage of the second greatest mystery of all-time, as it unfolds right here at JD!  Hopefully we'll have similar success this time around...  

[Morgbug]

This just isn't going to be pretty

[Angry Ewok]

 

[jjks]

 

Seeing as how Po Boy Virex has avoided this thread, I'm thinking I may have hit the nail on the head! This is the second biggest discovery since Greggie was exposed like Janet at the Superbowl.

[Matt]

Seeing as how Po Boy Virex has avoided this thread. . .

I guess I've just been axeing myself. . .



What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?

 

[jjks]

jjks and Virex at the photobooth in a random Mid America strip mall

[Matt]

jjks and Virex at the photobooth in a random Mid America strip mall

Just remember:

You're the b!tch.  Always.

[jjks]

Just remember:

You're the b!tch.  Always.

 

[jjks]

Billy Corgan has informed me that the picture I posted originally is in fact NOT our friend Virex, so I'm back to the Google search in my quest to reveal his true identity.

Next up in my Matt/Oklahoma search, a most impressive display of, well, umm, I'll let the picture speak for itself...

[Scott]

[JediMAC]

Guys, I think I've figured it out...  After chasing a long trail of evidence across the world wide web (much like the Greg(g) case), I think I've finally put 2 and 2 together and discovered who Virex really is!  You may have seen this guy before, but just never realized it was your good pal Fatty Bitchall, but believe me, all evidence I've dug up definitely confirms it.  So without further ado, I give you the man himself...

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So there ya' finally have it everyone!  Sorry to have to out you like that Virex...    And if I had to make a guess as to who his Tinkerbell is, only one person comes to mind - Scott!

[SilverZ]

Even the shoes are blue.

[Angry Ewok]

 

[Famine]

Agreed. Whats everyone picking on Virex for?

I obviously missed the memorandum.

Kevin