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Star Wars Comedy
« on: February 11, 2004, 06:52 PM »
I found this over at Natalie Portman.com, found it a little funny cause George Lucas looks so tired, he has huge bags under his eyes, but if you guys have any comedy pics i would like to see them, but here is the one i found:

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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2004, 09:19 AM »

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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2004, 10:55 AM »
 ;D ;D

Now if only someone would post the infamous Threepio Tape Dispenser!
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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2004, 10:55 AM »
Yea, that is funny, how did that happen? ;D
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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2004, 11:00 AM »
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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2004, 11:08 AM »
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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2004, 11:11 AM »
Here we go:

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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2004, 02:02 PM »


Do you mean Jar Jar is a funny character or it was just funny putting him in there?
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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2004, 02:23 PM »
Jar Jar, as a character, is a joke (EI anyway, he somewhat redeems himself in EII).  Stepping in a pile of sh!t, having a Tatooinian camel fart in your face and sticking your tongue in a souped up hot rod's engine isn't funny (and this coming from someone who loves gross humor) and doesn't belong in a Star Wars movie.  
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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #9 on: February 12, 2004, 11:16 PM »
No visuals here, but it's still kind of funny.  Some of you have probably already seen this though.  Please forgive me for all the ">"s in there, but that's how it shows up in my e-mail, and I sure as hell ain't going to delete all that crap.


> >Subject: Fwd: FW: Empire Strikes Back Missing Dialogue (fwd)> >
> >
> >LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!!!  I am not into Star Wars, but this is kind of
> >funny!!
> >
> >  > Vader Strikes Back
> >  >
> >  >  There's going to be an extra scene included in the DVD release of
> >EMPIRE
> >  >  STRIKES BACK coming up next year! Basically, it expands on the scene
> >  > where
> >  >  Vader reveals his fatherhood to Luke, and ties up some loose ends
> >created
> >  >  with the release of Episode 1...
> >  >
> >  >  The Empire Strikes Back: Extra-Special Edition
> >  >
> >  >  INT: BESPIN GANTRY - MOMENTS LATER:
> >  >
> >  >  A furious lightsaber duel is underway. DARTH VADER is backing LUKE
> >  >  SKYWALKER towards the end of the gantry. A quick move by Vader,
chops
> >off
> >  >  Luke's hand! It goes spinning off into the ventilation shaft. Luke
> >backs
> >  >  away. He looks around, but realizes there's nowhere to go but
straight
> >  > down.
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: No... I am your father!
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: No, it's not true! It's impossible.
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: Search your feelings... you know it to be true...
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: NO!
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: Yes, it is true... and you know what else? You know
that
> >  > brass droid of yours?
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: Threepio?
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: Yes... Threepio... I built him... when I was 7 years
> >old...
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: No...
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: Seven years old? And what have you done? Look at
> >yourself,
> >  > no
> >  >  hand, no job, and couldn't even levitate your own ship out of the
> >  > swamp...
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: I destroyed your precious Death Star!
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: When you were 20! When I was 10, I single-handedly
> >destroyed
> >  > a Trade Federation Droid Control ship!
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: Well, it's not my fault...
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: Oh, here we go... "Poor me... my father never gave me
> >what
> >I
> >  >  wanted for my birthday... boo hoo, my daddy's the Dark Lord of the
> >  >  Sith...waahhh wahhh!"
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: Shut up...
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: You're a slacker! By the time I was you're age, I had
> >  >  exterminated the Jedi knights!
> >  >
> >  >  Luke: I used to race my T-16 through Beggar's Canyon
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: Oh, for the love of the Emperor... 10 years old, winner
> >of
> >  > the Boonta Eve Open... Only human to ever fly a Pod Racer... right
here
> >  > baby!
> >  >
> >  >  Luke looks down the shaft. Takes a step towards it.
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: I was wrong... You're not my kid... I don't know whose
> >you
> >  >  are, but you sure ain't mine...
> >  >
> >  >  Luke takes a step off the platform, hesitates, then plunges down the
> >  > shaft.
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader looks after him.
> >  >
> >  >  Darth Vader: Get a haircut!

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Re: Star Wars Comedy
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2004, 06:40 AM »
Grant, that post reminds me of something similar regarding Luke's training on Dagabah.  I think it came out after TPM and instead of just Obi Wan and Yoda, Qui Gon showed up and the whole history of SW was a jumbled mess.  I think even the Walrusman himself, Ponda Baba showed up.  I'll have to see if I can dig it up.
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