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Barbie is NOT Single
« on: February 12, 2004, 03:27 PM »
Ken and Barbie Break Up!!!

Oh there is a Doll God 8)
« Last Edit: June 30, 2004, 12:06 PM by OCB »

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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2004, 03:46 PM »
Interesting, since I had already copied the CNN link on this story about an hour ago and was on my way in here to mock point it out to you Scott, but then our site crashed so I couldn't!   >:(

But not surprisingly, our resident Barbie fan is already on top of the breaking story.  Good for you.

So, how does this affect your Barbie collecting now?

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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2004, 03:50 PM »
Well...move over Ken there's a new sherriff in town, and that town's new sherriff is OCB  I love you BArbie

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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2004, 04:40 PM »
Ill fight you for her OCB.


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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2004, 05:05 PM »
My God, what have they done.
"They were all around me and they kept on saying "Utini Utini"."

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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2004, 08:02 PM »
Umm... Who cares?

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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2004, 08:11 PM »
i think its good ken is single, now we can date him right?

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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2004, 11:12 PM »
Umm... Who cares?

Looks like OCB does.  Hey, whatever tickles your fancy, I guess.   ???

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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2004, 12:06 PM »
http://money.cnn.com/2004/06/29/news/fortune500/mattel_barbie/index.htm?cnn=yes

UPDATE!  Barbie like Britney and JLO is off the market again...I wonder if she too is knocked up?

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Re: Barbie is NOT Single
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2004, 12:12 PM »
Not another knocked up Barbie doll!  ::)

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Re: Barbie is NOT Single
« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2004, 02:13 PM »
To an Aussie too?

I wonder if his name's Greg(g)?

Oh, I keed...  I keed...

Seriously though...  ***cough********cough***

And she's still gettin' a little side action from G.I. Joe I hear...  I mean, everyone saw her leave in that car with him in that commercial from a while back...  I think we know what's up.

EDIT:

BTW, if anyone wants to photoshop this, please do.  I need a good laugh.

« Last Edit: June 30, 2004, 02:14 PM by Jesse James »
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Re: Barbie is NOT Single
« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2004, 02:16 PM »
Barbie and Greg(g) = This thread

Except Greg(g) would have no shot at Barbie or Ms Lafave

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Re: Barbie is NOT Single
« Reply #12 on: June 30, 2004, 02:20 PM »
Barbie was a teacher...  Hmmm

I'm seeing some ties here.  

I could see her picking up her Aussie bo Greg(g) in a pink bug convertible.

Awwwwww
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Re: Barbie is Single
« Reply #13 on: June 30, 2004, 02:44 PM »
Umm... Who cares?

I ask this again..... Who cares? It's a ****ing doll!

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Re: Barbie is NOT Single
« Reply #14 on: June 30, 2004, 04:04 PM »
What a whore
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