A big old Happy Birthday to Matt Carroll who turns 27 today!
Dale, have you already been drinkin' this morning? First of all, you spelled my last name wrong. It's C-o-l-m-a-n. Then you managed to somehow shave 6 years off my age (thank you). Lastly, today's not even my birthday. It was over two months ago, on August 1st. Sheesh...
Oooohh... Wait a minute! Did you mean that other
Matt? The one that mostly hangs out at that Galactic somethin' or rather site...? The fella that lives out in that snowy mountainous region, knows a thing or two about math, has a few autographs, and is pals with Michelle Branch, but won't even put his hand on her shoulder
Oooohh. That guy! I see now...
Well in that case, sure I'll join in on the party!Happy 27th Birthday Matt!!!
Hope you have a stupendously joyful day and score a ton of cool new Vader swag!