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Offline inadvertent imitation

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Scold your younger self
« on: April 16, 2004, 11:02 PM »
10 year old Ben:
stick with baseball. Otherwise you'll be a fatass in 13 years and the girls will not like you.

high school Ben:
Just ask her out. You'll hate yourself for a long time if you don't, and believe me, that's pain you don't want.

early college Ben:
Don't schedule classes at 8 am. There is a reason 11 am classes are offered. For lazy bastards like you. Don't start drinking either. Bad.

circa April 2002 Ben:
Think of a better screen name than HMI. Seriously, it's terrible. And don't even think about collecting MOTU, GI Joe, or Transformers. The companies will completely screw those licenses, so save yourself the headache.
don't you know there ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk

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Re: Scold your younger self
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2004, 12:26 PM »
4 year old Kevin:Stay away from Sausage. The near death experience will haunt you forever!

10 year old Kevin: Dont let your mom marry him! He will ruin your life!

13 year old Kevin: Dont eat so much, or you'll become a fat ass, fat ass!

16 year old Kevin: Should have gotten your licence, fatass.

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Re: Scold your younger self
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2004, 02:38 PM »
7 year old Adam: Ask mom and dad for better close, dumbass

12 year old Adam: Dont bother asking her out, she wont go out with you

13 year old Adam: Dont bother asking her out, she wont go out with you

14 year old Adam: Dont bother asking her out, she wont go out with you

15 year old Adam: Dont bother asking her out, she wont go out with you

17 year old Adam: You freaking jackass, why not tell the girls in your life that are important to you, how you feel about them? You'll always regret it.

18 year old Adam: Dont go out with her, she's freaking nuts
18 year old Adam: Try leaving the dorm room for once, dumbass
18 year old Adam: You jackass, why are you going out with her

21 year old Adam: Maybe you should try going to class more often
21 year old Adam: Screw her man, dont let your girlfriend keep you from going to a formal with another girl, who seems to be pretty damned taken with you
21 year old Adam: Dumbass, you shouldnt have ever went out with that bitch when you were 18, look how she's ruined your life. And you actually broke up and WENT OUT WITH HER AGAIN! DUMBASS!
21 year old Adam: Way to go, you met another psycho

22 year old Adam: See, told you that you should have taken that girl to the formal
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Re: Scold your younger self
« Reply #3 on: May 4, 2004, 10:37 PM »
7 year old Matt:  Don't trade all your all-star baseball cards to Ronny King just for a bunch of common Dodgers and Angels cards, ya' dumbass!  Some good rookie cards in 1977 and '78...   :-[

7 - 14 year old Matt:  Hey, how 'bout you pick up an extra of each Star Wars figure, just to keep carded?   :'(

9 - 13 year old Matt:  KISS her you dumbass!  You can do more with your girlfriend than just hold her hand, sit next to her, and exchange notes...   ::)

15 year old Matt:  DO her, you dumbass!  You can do more with your girlfriend than just kiss her...   ;D

17 year old Matt:  Probably best not to call that guy any derogatory names...   :-X

18 year old Matt:  Don't take a leak off the top of this tall lifeguard tower when you're so hammered.   :P

19 year old Matt:  No, DON'T kiss her dumbass.  You're totally drunk, and she's butt ugly!   >:(

18 - 27 year old Matt:  Try going to class sometime, you dumbass.  You're wasting a lot of tuition money.  Try laying off the beach volleyball just a little too.  Might help.   :(

20 year old Matt:  Best not to take a leak on that tree, out there in public view.

24 year old Matt:  Probably shouldn't piss on that tree either...   :-\

33 year old Matt:  Better get your ass to Wizard World L.A. on FRIDAY night.  You ain't gonna score your buddies any Clone Pilot busts if you go Saturday morning, you stupid dumbass!

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Re: Scold your younger self
« Reply #4 on: May 4, 2004, 10:50 PM »
3 or 4 year old Tom: Watch you step for that hole by the fire pit or else.

5 year old Tom: Get her stuipid address since you aren't going to go to the same school next year like you and your friend think you are.

6 year old Tom: Try everything to try and make your grandmother stay at your house on July 7 even if she has to miss work. :'(

7 year old Tom: Watch out when you get off the monket bars with you shirt full of mud.

8 year Tom: Don't end up being friends with Able and his jerk brother.

11 year old Tom: You got her address now put it in a few different places so you don't lose it and have to wonder what she being doing for her life.

14-17 year old Tom: Take the harder classes so that you can learn better and not be stuck in stuipid College Classes.

17-24 year old Tom: Make a plan before starting college so that you won't be at MtSAC for 10 years.

24 year old Tom: Figure out what you want to be in life and start planning it .... Wait this is me now so I don't have anymore stuff to say.